Shit’s about to pop off, but we don’t know exactly what the orders are yet. I figure we could collect them in a single post and discuss as they come out.
Edit: Official link for orders: https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/
Is anything even going to get done with all the government agencies doing audit after audit over the next four years?
Honestly, I think that’s the point.
Maybe just don’t follow laws anymore idk
Laws are fake they just make that shit up
Nothing a few beanis posts won’t solve
“ENDING THE WEAPONIZATION OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT”
This one is where every federal department gets audited for any actions they may have taken against Republicans or their friends over the past four years. This one is written so non-threateningly, but is open-ended enough to be used as a purge of pretty much every department of the fed, with threats of non-compliance to " be referred to the Attorney General."
“RESTORING FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND ENDING FEDERAL CENSORSHIP”
This is largely the no-more moderating hate speech order, but this bit is pretty sweeping: “The Attorney General, in consultation with the heads of executive departments and agencies, shall investigate the activities of the Federal Government over the last 4 years that are inconsistent with the purposes and policies of this order and prepare a report to be submitted to the President, through the Deputy Chief of Staff for Policy, with recommendations for appropriate remedial actions to be taken based on the findings of the report.”
The Attorney General’s office is going to be busy as hell keeping up with all these wide-scale audits of Biden’s regime that pretty much every order calls for. Altogether, these orders point to sweeping retaliation within the fed for the past four years, and an explicit threat to get in line for the next four. Not unexpected, of course.
Bit idea: we just spam “crakkker house” nonstop on White House social media, then sue the government when we get banned for comically large amounts of money.
How are platforms supposed to comply with this while simultaneously complying with other countries requirement to moderate that content?
I think in the EU, Venezuela, Brazil and Australia, the banned posts are hidden but if you use an USA vpn you can see the removed posts. Idk how long this will last though.
“RESTORING THE DEATH PENALTY AND PROTECTING PUBLIC SAFETY”
This includes pursuing death penalties for anyone who kills a cop “regardless of other factors” and for any “illegal aliens” who commit a capital offense.
It also includes this terrible bit: “The Attorney General shall evaluate the places of imprisonment and conditions of confinement for each of the 37 murderers whose Federal death sentences were commuted by President Biden, and the Attorney General shall take all lawful and appropriate action to ensure that these offenders are imprisoned in conditions consistent with the monstrosity of their crimes and the threats they pose.”
Where they will punish people who were commuted by Biden by ensuring that if they can’t give them the death penalty they can give them a life of torture.
He’s still upset about peanut man croaking ahead of his big day
Chad Peanut James dying of Cancer to own the dang Orangeman
Withdrawing The United States From The World Health Organization - The White House
That action will make a bird flu pandemic that much worse.
avian flu is going to be unimaginablely horrificThis makes no sense because Trump himself was a vaxxer and big believer in covid. He’s doing this for the base and not because he believes it’s a good thing.
“birds aren’t americans, i only care about americans, who can not get bird flu”
Putting People over Fish
Please don’t suspend me above some fish…
well jesus fed the crowd with fish, so that’s okay
Okay, but American Christians hate it when you feed the poor.
Cuba redesignated as State Sponsor of Terrorism.
i hate this dude. i joke a lot about how liberals talk about trump but for real fuck trump. he’s such a piece of shit and a worthless waste of life.
Aw but last year the state department said that process takes 6 months… Ah well, nevertheless…
Called that shit!
FLYING THE FLAG OF THE UNITED STATES AT FULL-STAFF ON INAUGURATION DAY
the fuck Jimmy Carter executive order lolLeaving the who as bird flu looms on the horizon…
Shithole country
Nothing like the idiot hivemind getting everything they want as usual.
republicans run on horrible shit and actually enact it, and their base takes it as "they’re doing this for me
" even tho this shit is entirely self-serving to the donor class and their dumb ass base was just tricked into thinking it’s good for them toodemocrats will barely ever even run on anything good let alone enact anything good for their base. and they wonder why they cant get votes.
Lmao DODGE is just renaming the IT department
The United States Digital Service is hereby publicly renamed as the United States DOGE Service (USDS) and shall be established in the Executive Office of the President.
I think it’s more of trying hijack an existing agency since a new one would require congressional approval.
To a degree, yes, but they don’t directly have any control over the budget. It’s a compromise to the nerds.
usdoges?
It’s officially called the US DOGE Service (USDS) so they don’t change the acronym. Trump just jangled his keys in front of Musk and crammed him in the IT department.
this is probably bad for dogecoin
