there would be memes of crying soyjack natives pointing at a chadjack colonizer and the chadjack colonizer says “happy thanksgiving”

welcome to the brandon regime. eggs cost 7 dollars, cats fuck outside your window, and my kids wont call me because i’m “racist on facebook”.

bro is gonna sentence luigi to disappear for eternity in the spacetime void the government has access to where time doesn’t exist but still moves infinity times slower than time on earth, and right before he hits the gavel he’s gonna say “this one’s for big dog thompson”

oh yeah? what if the nissan was made by jesus christ? should i still “rIdE a BiCyClE”???

nah he’s just doing this to fuck with all the other people on death row who are gonna still be murdered by the government

where young people are: buried in debt, unable to afford literally anything or any type of life for themselves, unable to afford to have a family. no prospects or hopes and nothing to look forward to except work tomorrow for the rest of our lives. america is teaching us to hate america because the lie these bourgeois piggies sell us about america plainly does not align with our actual material reality and conditions

“a young 74” how absolutely fucked are liberals in the brain that they read shit like this and just think “yeah for 74 and having a type of cancer that probably only exists anymore frozen in the arctic she’s pretty young”