First GW OC poster to post an image of herself (sorry boys) naked holding a can of beans is going to melt this place down faster than KBins backed up queue.
So it’s beans now? I’ve seen a post or 2. Sure fuck it I’m down.
“Dude I’ve been here since the beans” coming in a few years
I think it started when someone said that Lemmy users would upvote a can of beans.
#knowyourmeme
It’s actually still flying around the All feed right now lol this was far
I went to go upvote it (it’s still there in “all”) just because you mentioned it.
A lemming in the truest sense of the word.
Mee Too thanks, I should dye my hair flourescent green.
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Which someone called out as guerilla marketing - cause apparently you Yanks have baked beans as a traditional 4th July food???
… I mean… I did 🤷
I couldn’t help myself🤷♂️
I was there.
“Psh, that’s nothing! I’ve been here since the 3-day no poop challenge!”
Luckily it preceded the beans
The difference on being here one week before of after the APIcalypse.
Not gonna lie I’m feeling like a veteran with my June 1st sign-up date.
And what a lot of people fail to realise is that Lemmy had been going for much longer than that. The point at which it really took off was when The Rock did some wrestling with another wrestler in a wrestling ring. In 1990.
I was expecting shittymorph.
It was a shitty shittymorph.
You’ve got it all backwards. It was in 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table
You’ve got it all backwards. It was in 1998 when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.
You’ve got it all backwards. It was in 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table
Did you mean to say when Steve Austin threw the Undertaker from the top of the ring in a cage match?
let me enjoy my july 1st sign up
I created a new account today to help the lemmy.world instance load. So now I look newer than I really am but that’s fine since who gives a shit.
I thought I was cool with my June 15th 😔
“Which is now on day 225”
Oh yeah?! Well I’ve been here since the poop. Betcha can’t top that!
So I tied a can of Heinz to my belt, as was the style at the time…
Title had better be something about Flicking the Bean’
Or “dude I’ve been here since the 3-day no-poop challenge”!
Bean gang
Link me the beans post because I know someone’s going to do it
I gotchu https://sh.itjust.works/post/715364
This feels like early days of the internet and I’m all for it.
Also I had already upvoted that and just forgot about it lol
It all makes sense now 😂
Went from poop memes to beans 😂
Gotta recover that fiber.
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Hm, I don’t know, I’ve seen a lot of them post pictures of themselves not pooping and no one is upvoting the meme.
I’m struggling not to do it. But I’m old and wrinkly.
Do it, coward
I keep referencing a joke one of my friends made years ago. He was joking with a guy saying they should gangbang his girlfriend in a bathtub full of baked beans. Understandably, the guy didn’t get the humor in it and things got pretty heated. It’s been ~20 years and I still bring it up whenever I can.
Can’t wait for the onlyfans accounts that spam the same vanilla nsfw image into 50 different communities at once. /s
Can’t forget the same dumb title that’s usually something like “Do older guys even like 18 year old?”
Obviously girl, that’s why we’re all here and you have 400k karma with a month old account
“Feeling down cause someone said my boobs aren’t that great, what do you guys think?”
“I’m so shy” whilst she exposes her bare anus to the gods.
One time, you do it ONE TIME!
Obviously girl, that’s why we’re all here and you have 400k karma with a month old account
what’s karma?
Karma is a consolation prize for a rubbish api.
whats api?
Also the classic “my boyfriend said my boobs were too big.”
No he didn’t. Literally no one ever said that.
The reality: My girlfriend said my moobs are too big.
I’m guessing those are automated posts with titles from a list
Actually I might.
Not to mention the so-called “cosplay” subs that are actually just women who wear a string that happens to be the same color as the character they’re supposedly cosplaying as (yet still gets upvoted to the top because “boobies/ass”)
So the typical E-whoring scheme and people are fine with it? LOL
Yep, just don’t subscribe to it or purchase it. E-whores are going to E-whore. Just avoid it.
Nothing wrong with them making money. If people wanna pay for it, good for them.
They’re wasting their money on something they could have for free, but it’s their money to waste 🤷.
Disgusting! How to find these accounts so that I dont accidently subscribe ?
It’s pretty easy. Just don’t go to lemmynsfw.com. hopefully, we’ll get a way to
subscribe toblock all communities on another instance with a single click at some point to make this easier.I don’t get the point of that entire instance; it’s all clothed celebs and pseudo celebs. Shit’s mild.
edit: I see, there’s more stuff once you register, I’m a dummy.
NSFW communities don’t show up by default. You can create an account on that instance to view all of them, or visit https://lemmyverse.net/communities to search for your specific interests.
create an account on that instance
I was told I could create an account anywhere on the fediverse and it wouldn’t matter, I’d see everything. If I need to create an account every time I want to see some booba, that’s not very seamless. Can I not just subscribe and see it on this lemmy.world account?
This is all very confusing coming from the one-account-one-site “everything just works” of reddit.
lemmynsfw isn’t federated with most instances, that’s why. And really, most people had a porn alt on reddit anyway, so they’re used to it
Have you tried allowing NSFW posts in your settings? Assuming lemmynsfw.com hasn’t been defederated from your instance, then the posts will then show up.
You don’t necessarily need an account on lemmynsfw.com - you would just need an account to browse NSFW on their homepage. But you can see and interact with all their communities from your current instance.
Just search for the communities while on lemmy.world - for example !porn@lemmynsfw.com or !boobs@lemmynsfw.com or whatever. You can click on those.
Just make sure you have “Show NSFW” enabled on your profile settings
Now some instances like lemmy.ml decided to block (defederate) from lemmynsfw.com so YMMV
Oh I’m an idiot. Just signed up and I can see some stuff. Still fairly benign stuff, haven’t even seen a single woman get CThreeP0’d.
This site might just solve the main issue I had with discoverability in Lemmy, thanks!
I think you have to be signed in to see the NSFW stuff. Clicking the link above will take you to the instance site, logging you out. I think you need to search the instance url in Lemmy to go there from your instance?
You’re right, I’m a dum-dum. It’s still all fairly soft-core.
I mean, I wouldn’t put !cumsluts@lemmynsfw.com in the softcore category. Is mediumcore a thing?
Edit: nsfw, obviously.
I believe the term is “firmcore”
Um, how’d you get that interrobang?
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I N T E R R O B A N G!!!
Geez, this dude.
I N T E R R O B A N G‽‽‽
yeah you just have to get them at lemmy.store but it’s pretty cheap for that tier
Sounds like fun times, that ‽
I partially get the reason for hiding NSFW content behind a sign up but at the same because it’s not stated anywhere, for a newcomer it looks like the instance may just be without content.
On a completely unrelated point, how can I browse/list all the communities on a separate iinstance from the one I’ve subscribed to?
Check out browse.feddit.de, by default it lists everything, but there’s a menu where you can select just which instances you want to see.
I find lemmyverse.net to be much better. Just select “Communities” up top. And check the NSFW box if you want it.
Maybe don’t go to https://pornlemmy.com it’s a silly place.
It seems it’s not federated to this instance. pasting !pornlemmy@pornlemmy.com in the search bar doesn’t find it.
EDIT: Oh the irony, The Link above works. The search doesn’t
That must be a weird glitch everywhere right now. I can search for something but not find it, though I know it exists, but as soon as I post the link, then click the link twice (i.e. click the link, go back and click it again), the community shows up. Has happened twice for me. Is search just broken/ not working?
It’s absolutely disgusting subscribes
I’m subscribing just to report the content for nudity
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OF models Ruined all the porn subreddits. It went from sources material to some chick having a seizure for 8 seconds hoping you will give her money.
And spamming all the subreddits regardless of how relevant they were with the same shitty advertisement.
Porn and piracy.
The two things guaranteed to drive any platform.
All aboard the VHS train baby…
Don’t copy that floppy!
you wouldn’t download a car, would you?
3d printer go brrrrrr
Everyone here is anything but floppy.
This isn’t even a shit post, just being objectively aware of reality
This 100%
Just remember how quickly Tumblr fold after the banned porn.
Don’t ever underestimate the power of horniness in which large part of the internet runs on.
That dead woman called Tumblr is still walking with a healthy strut these days, also soaking up some displaced Redditors. Horny shit is slowly but surely returning to Tumblr’s fields, as well.
Tumblr illustrates the problem with porn in general, they didn’t shut it down for no reason, they shut it down because the pedos had decided to use it as a dissemination portal for their vile shit, and the structure of Tumblr made it difficult to moderate away, especially at scale. Thus, Apple threatening to pull them from the app store, for good reason. All they could do was go scorched earth on porno.
So that’s the issue we’re going to have, here, and I’m not sure if the “some guy running an instance for the fuck of it” model is prepared for it.
The key difference with lemmy is, if that one instance is the one disseminating cp, they get defederated, and so removed from the other normal users, and then if the instance doesn’t shut down, LEO gets involved. The other normal porn-hosting instances can operate business as usual.
Law enforcement would probably shut down such instances faster than the rest of Lemmy could collectively defederate them.
Hosting such stuff on the clear web is basically asking for a joint FBI, NCA and other major law enforcement agency raid on your premises.
I don’t know, law enforcement can be pretty slow. I definitely see a few cease and desists happening before any real action, and as soon as that starts, the sane instances defederate.
Regardless, the point is, they get taken care of in one of a multitude of ways.
The piratebay has been running since 2003 - 2023 on the clear web. Thats how hard it is to take down a website when done properly. With the few times its been down and/or raided thats still 99.99% uptime.
Not quite how it happened.
Yahoo banned porn on Tumblr because Apple found a CSAM image on their platform, banned their app from the App Store, then as a condition for unbanning the Tumblr app, issued them an ultimatum to outright ban pornographic content. I originally thought that Yahoo’s justification was an excuse they used because they couldn’t be bothered to invest the resources needed to purge illegal content from their platform, but apparently Discord have been hit with similarly puritanical demands from Apple and Google, who basically have a monopoly on what apps go on your smartphone,
Nevertheless, Tumblr’s porn exodus is the core reason why Yahoo sold the platform to Automattic for pennies compared to how much they originally acquired Tumblr for. It even sparked a renaissance of lewd artists flocking to Newgrounds - a site that was originally on its knees due to the death of Flash animations and browser gaming.
It’s also worth noting that Automattic have since partially dialed-back the ban. Nudity is allowed on Tumblr again, but graphic sexual content isn’t. Obviously they did this in direct response to Elon Musk enshittifying Twitter. Another reason I think Tumblr is living on is because it was known for three things: porn, niche fandoms and social justice warriors. Musk has notably burned bridges with any Twitter users who oppose hate speech.
God forbid if Tim Cook and Sundar Pichai find out there’s porn on Reddit…
“I’m fairly sure if they took porn off the internet, there’d only be one website left, and it’d be called ‘Bring Back the Porn’”
Do we have a scrubs community yet somewhere?
The internet is for porn. Don’t make me link the video proving it.
Grab your dick and double click
what video 👀
https://piped.projectsegfau.lt/watch?v=LTJvdGcb7Fs
https://piped.projectsegfau.lt/watch?v=YRgNOyCnbqg
One of those, presumably.
This one, from like 20 years ago. :)
Please do!
When I browse “all” on here, there is the occasional tiddy in between. I appreciate that. Reddit’s r/all was so much better when nudity wasn’t purged from it.
Dude right? You scroll a bit, read some shit, laugh at some wit, and then there’s a tit. It wa perfect.
The shit.wit.tit frequency index. A true measure of the health of a social media site?
I came here to laugh, and masturbate
Technology has more or less flowed with the proliferation of porn. VHS (over Betamax), bluray (over HD-DVD), online payments and other Internet features rose to prominence because pornographic content helped spearhead their adoption.
I will die on the hill that blu-ray won over HD-DVD purely because the PS3 could play blu-ray and the Xbox 360 couldn’t play either. Blu-ray players were crazy expensive when the PS3 came out, to the point that the PS3 was the cheapest blu-ray player when it came out.
Probably helped, but it definitely got accepted at a quicker rate because of porn.
Porn industries only chose blu-ray once it was already in the PS3. Out of all the HD-DVD players and blu-ray players on the planet combined at the end of the format war 10 out of 11 were PS3s. Also not to mention that almost everyone backed blu-ray and it was the objectively better format. It held 40% more information and was backed by the biggest media companies. On top of the fact blockbuster went blu-ray.
Honestly it’s very tiresome that everyone says that porn did it when you can look at the facts and see that the war was won by blu-ray from the start and that most porn content was available on both formats for a long time, basically guaranteeing that it couldn’t have affected the outcome. Like I get that “haha porn funny” but it clearly wasn’t the deciding factor, and arguably not a factor at all. Like any cursory look into the history dispels the myth immediately which makes me wonder why everyone feels the need to parrot it as if it’s fact.
Cool, thanks for the info. I didn’t do enough research.
Can we all vote this as the official measure of a successor of sites like reddit.
I second this.
The council has spoken!
It sounds very scientific
Oh good, can’t wait for my feed on here to be absolutely slammed with porn bots. We made it, boys.
My porn account’s front page is already full of it. My regular account on a no nsfw instance sees no porn
Seeing as we are both alt porn users, if I disable NSFW on my main, will it show me non porn NSFW? There’s a community called uncle jokes and a lot of their posts are marked NSFW. And I don’t wanna miss them.
I don’t have an alt account yet but my blocklist is about 50+ communities long now, so much porn already when you sort by new on all.
What occurred to me is you could have an account on a no porn instance which doesn’t allow access to porn instances, perhaps that may be an answer.
Just turn off NSFW in your user settings
Ahh, okay. When I next the chance I’ll figure out the blacklist and put most of lemmynsfw and pornlemmy on there.
That’s interesting. My blocklist is almost exclusively german communities (because I don’t speak german) I see zero porn on my feed and I haven’t quite figured out why. I know sopuli.xyz doesn’t allow porn but I don’t get why I’m not seeing it from other instances either.
You can disable NSFW post’s from showing up entirely.
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My lemmy page was already covered in weird fucked up hentai and drawn stuff when I signed up. I’ve had to block communities one at a time, just to have non-pornographic NSFW content.
Let’s workshop it.
PQI: Porn Quality Index
Index of Cumming Quality, ICQ. Then us olds will feel even more old.
In other news, apparently ICQ is still a thing.
Uh oh!
Oof, I DO feel old now
Good. At my work there is another term for PQI. I can use this one nicely.
Index of Cumming Quality, ICQ. Then us olds will feel even more old.
In other news, apparently ICQ is still a thing.
Insane Clown Quossy
So the more quality of porn falls down, the more active sites become… Understood.
I think they mean quite the opposite 🤣
As a former sex worker: no, he’s right. Reddit porn had only been good before OF and shit.
I don’t think so 😏
This guy subscribes to OnlyPaws
The higher the QPI the more people.
You aren’t wrong with this theory. It’s why betamax and hd-dvd lost too
Oh fuck, i completely forgot about betamax and HD-DVD. Back in Uni I wrote a 20 page paper about failed formats. I sent my first draft to my professor for feedback. He called me in and asked “Have you thought about porn?” I bet my facial expression must have been priceless.
That’s a myth. Betamax lost because it couldn’t record long enough. Movies had to be on two tapes. By the time they finally extended the time VHS was already dominant
Also licensing out the VHS format to 3rd party manufacturers also played a not insignificant role in beating Betamax. More conpanies making more VHS machines won a lot of the battle.
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So it’s twice as difficult to hide your porn on betamax then VHS?
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Now this is redditing. Nothing like posting a wrong answer to get the correct one. But also, some random youtuber? I’m going to need far more evidence before I throw away decades of wisdom
Technology Connections isn’t just some random youtuber. It’s a guy who can make an hour-long video about a cheap fridge and make a million views in a week.
He fills a similar niche as James Hoffmann, just with general tech instead of coffee: Fussy in all the right places.
Technology Connections is the bomb.
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Can’t watch. Already got my 3 ad block videos in. (/j)
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Betamax may have been higher quality, but the fact is that consumer TVs of the time couldn’t display the difference in quality.
Classic Tropic Thunder scene.
I was one of the five people who owned the HD-DVD player for the Xbox 360 🫡
I don’t like porn, and I don’t want to see it, but I’m glad it’s come here since it can bring more people in (like Reddit’s porn communities)
OC boobies leading the way
people complain about onlyfans but i’d take that any day over the fucking top 40 horseshit on mainstream sites
I would agree if Onlyfans creators put even a shred of effort into their content. Most of all it is just them sitting in front of a camera for a few minutes.
They aren’t making money by making porn, they are making money by fostering parasocial relationships with people desperate for intimacy.
Most of them anyway. And no, I never subscribed to any, I pirate it. And the noise to content ratio is like 99 to 1.
Where exactly does one pirate OF content? Just curious so, you know, I can stay away from that website or something.
