More like the plot to Tim Burton’s Batman Forever.

Cat: “Leaving for work? Pathetic.”

I definitely do not have a problem differentiating English from Japanese.

Now, this might actually be the case for languages like Spanish, Italian and Portuguese. They are so similar, you could sometimes just infer what a word in one language is if you know it in another (heck, I can do this with a lot of languages I don’t know just because they all have the same root language, so many words are just a letter or two in difference). Where I live, Spanish and Portuguese speakers are pretty common, and they can usually talk to each other not even knowing the other’s language because they’re so similar.

That’s not limited to just Americans, though. That’s a global phenomenon.

Listen to the call of the void…

It’s also weird that Anakin couldn’t just force push Obi off the high ground into the lava. Didn’t even try.

I can’t help but imagine a rotting body that the chip is just allowing to be remote controlled as they Weekend at Bernie’s it around PR events.

“They’re fine, see!”

All of this also coincides with a rumored new VR headset (via copyright/trademark registration). Any new Half-Life installment is likely to be a follow-up to Alyx and not HL3.

Facts. But also lies.

dick in hand

“FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS!”

We secretly wanted drugs to win the whole time, but wanted them to feel like they earned it.

Person filming could have just got back in their car and moved it so the black car didn’t have to do that.

Just once, I would love to see a game being played via musical instrument, and when you’re actually in the shit against a boss, it ends up creating a banger of a song.

Counter-Strike and PUBG are still in the top 10 most played games on Steam. CS is literally number 1.

Simply the best mechanic for escort quests. Fuck trying to understand the pathfinding; just carry the dude to their destination!

I’m pretty sure that’s a physical impossibility in the known laws of the universe. Best I can do is wake up earlier to give me time to feel like garbage, but then be fine by the time I have to do anything.

“Nothing really matters.” - Queen, Bohemian Rhapsody

Adjust the rest of the dry ingredients to compensate for the extra wet.

This does actually work, though. It might not taste right, depending on what tastes you’re looking for and what soda you use, but it will essentially still do what the baking soda was being used for.

Making a lemon cake using 7up or Sprite is awesome as hell.

“You have wings, why don’t you just fly?”

“You have legs, why don’t you just walk?”