Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 24 days agoWhat has she done to stop the genocide on Alderaan?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square195fedilinkarrow-up11.25Karrow-down169
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minus-squareClinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down2·edit-224 days agoNo, Elon Musk is Leia and Trump is Han Solo. I’ll link you the fan fic.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up30arrow-down1·24 days agoThat’s okay. You really don’t have to go to the trouble. You really don’t have to.
minus-squareClinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down1·edit-224 days agoI think you’re going to like the part about Luke and Leia’s kiss though. I’m not going to spoil it though, ok I can’t help myself spoiler Rudy Giuliani is Luke
minus-squareJaymesRS@literature.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·24 days agoIs that the one where “Han” “upgrades” the Falcon to a Cybertruck because it “totally has more storage, bro!”
minus-squareenkers@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up16·edit-224 days agoI’m just here imagining Luke getting his hand chopped off by the cybertruck power trunk mechanism instead of by Vader.
No, Elon Musk is Leia and Trump is Han Solo. I’ll link you the fan fic.
That’s okay. You really don’t have to go to the trouble. You really don’t have to.
I think you’re going to like the part about Luke and Leia’s kiss though. I’m not going to spoil it though, ok I can’t help myself
spoiler
Rudy Giuliani is Luke
Is that the one where “Han” “upgrades” the Falcon to a Cybertruck because it “totally has more storage, bro!”
I’m just here imagining Luke getting his hand chopped off by the cybertruck power trunk mechanism instead of by Vader.