jeffw@lemmy.worldM to News@lemmy.world · 4 months agoFox host demands video of JD Vance having sex with a couchwww.lgbtqnation.comexternal-linkmessage-square187fedilinkarrow-up1698arrow-down118
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minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up35·4 months agoNot to kink shame you, Jesse, but maybe keep what titillates you to yourself. Anyway, by now there’s bound to be porn with a Vance lookalike fucking a couch, so you’ll get what you need for the most part.
minus-squareDramaking37@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·4 months agoDid Jesse Walters have a fetish where he watches people fuck couches? I’m just asking questions here.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·4 months agoHe never said he didn’t have a fetish where he watches people fuck couches. Many people are saying he has a fetish where he watches people fuck couches.
minus-squareDramaking37@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·4 months agoThank you, now that you mention it I’ve totally heard about his couch fetish. A lot of people are saying it even in this thread.
minus-squaretheneverfox@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoI demand video evidence of him not having a couch fucking fetish I’ll play it next to the clip where he publicly requested a video of a man fucking a couch
minus-squareRIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up11·4 months agoNow now. JD Vance only fucks couches when he wears eyeliner. Everyone knows that.
minus-squarebluewing@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up11·4 months agoSuch a video is the job AI was created to do. Maybe not the Hero we want, but the Hero we deserve.
Not to kink shame you, Jesse, but maybe keep what titillates you to yourself.
Anyway, by now there’s bound to be porn with a Vance lookalike fucking a couch, so you’ll get what you need for the most part.
Did Jesse Walters have a fetish where he watches people fuck couches? I’m just asking questions here.
He never said he didn’t have a fetish where he watches people fuck couches. Many people are saying he has a fetish where he watches people fuck couches.
Thank you, now that you mention it I’ve totally heard about his couch fetish. A lot of people are saying it even in this thread.
This is my favorite comment chain.
I demand video evidence of him not having a couch fucking fetish
I’ll play it next to the clip where he publicly requested a video of a man fucking a couch
Now now. JD Vance only fucks couches when he wears eyeliner. Everyone knows that.
Such a video is the job AI was created to do.
Maybe not the Hero we want, but the Hero we deserve.