It would be so funny if Biden pardoned Luigi. I know it’ll never happen with ruling class conscience and all but…
Surely, even broken clocks drawn by dementia patients can be right sometimes?
imagine if Joe pardoned Luigi what a PR coup that would be
He would never do something so cool
This wouldnt apply to the state charges right? At least it would save him the death penalty. Obviously not happening but we can dream
He should get Kamala to help him down some stairs and just grab her arm and go limp. Take them both out on one day as a final shit show
As long as it’s after the inauguration so we don’t get president my son watches me for porn Johnson
Denied
Guess that would spoil all trumps # merch 😂
Biden taking a fall intentionally and making her be president for like six days would be more humiliating
remember to keep hope alive in the Year of Four Presidents
falling down the stairs and making mike johnson president for like three hours before trump’s inauguration would be pretty funny ngl
Nuke Tel-Aviv
How do things like this even get to the press? Totally seems made up and i don’t get who would believe it? It’s not like it’s a recording
Mail is probably the daily mail, in which case it’s almost definitely made up.
Thanks, it’s hard out here for a dumb fuck
use her title
dr biden’s-wife
instructions unclear, set white house on fireHasn’t he been burning it all down for months if not years at this point?
just send the nukes, joe
Joe Biden boisterously announced ‘Only I have the brains to rule Lylat!’ and later: ‘If I go down I’m taking you with me!’
…actually, his brain being shot repeatedly by lasers and bombs does fit the observed data
What does that even mean…
I wish it would mean he’d would strafe the supreme court with a drone, declare martial law, and dissolve the American empire, but we all know it means probably nothing. Maybe call Trump an old cuss word or something.
Ain’t nothing but a ponyfaced earthrider
he’s gonna call trump a mean word before peacefully leaving this world
nasheeds are ringing through the white house
Biden’s going to hold one last wild party before he’s off to college. Can he survive the beer run on a Saturday night?
He’s embracing posadism
Actual Dark Brandon
joe-ker biden
He’s doing his best, jill!
Sadly giving a YouTube link because there's no current way to bypass age restrictions atm.
YouTube is so petty for censoring this version of the song, lol.
