Acute_Engles [he/him, any]

Thanks someone else got me as well. Always time to learn

Santa can’t make an Xbox at the workshop buddy it uses proprietary parts

Neat

Wait does penultimate not mean “best one” this is the first time I’ve heard this

That way the rich parents can still spoil their little shit but it wasn’t Santa that brought them the ps5 pro and little Billy the knock off retro console

I’m willing to entertain contrary evidence but to act like you know anything for certain about sick an enigma is folly!

That’s fine too. Sick of magic deniers acting like the laws of physics apply to things beyond our realm of understanding

Oh, sure, a spontaneous caster that spends all their time in a secluded tower definitely not studying spells. Not buying it

Santa is a wizard. I believe that answers all of the questions

Santa is a very powerful wizard. Possibly the last wizard on earth. Next question

Current parenting best practice is to have Santa bring one gift that’s not the penultimate best gift of the day. Helps prevent kids from realizing too early that Santa tends to favor the rich kids.

Healthcare that is only considered good because it’s sitting next to the US.

Different flavours of racism

A mashed up mixture of metric and imperial measurements

Everything else is basically just American

Denied

Oh I had a conspiracy theory that they found a guy to go to prison until it all blows over and he gets quietly let out the back door with a bag of cash but as soon as he got picked up he realized they were double crossing him

That actually helps thanks

How do you mean that?

I’ll be totally real with you. Idk I’m remembering what i was thinking back then not going off the same information if you really want to know i can go back and see what i was looking at after work

Showing how deeply caring and kind hearted he(sevenskalls) is by offering the acknowledgement that a good thing happened when it’s not even deserved.

He should get Kamala to help him down some stairs and just grab her arm and go limp. Take them both out on one day as a final shit show

McDonald’s food is chemically programmed to make my brain release the good chemical I can’t fault him tooooooo much on that one.

The fact that he disputed the cash when he first went down made me immediately think he agreed to be a patsy but the money wasn’t in the deal and they’re fucking him over.

It’s a good thing I’m not a lawyer

Yeah they are on lockdown every time someone breaks the rules basically so yes, they spend a lot of time in the cells. I have to be careful because the brain worms in prison docs are deep but it seems like all a coordinated effort needs is a few minutes to get someone stabbed. Hand signals and Morse code to communicate during lockdown is common.

I’ve not been to prison and am fully willing to accept I’ve been fed fiction from these documentaries. Not sure why but when i was like 21 i would just hit the bong and watch hours of that shit