The chances of the most useful thing in the room being my phone is pretty high no matter what room I am in, since my phone is usually in my pocket and also modern phones are one of the most useful tools in existence.
Me!
The clock on my PVR (01:59) and the light switch. It’s time for bed…
Probably the walls. Without them, the ceiling would collapse and everything in the room would be useless.
Myself. Which I see as a sign that I need better stuff. I am a low bar.
My glasses, my eyes are completely fucked so I really can’t do anything without them.
Nah there are studies that show that if you go blind suddenly you will start to learn decent echolocation within a few hours, meaning in a room they’ve never been in they can use a clicker and not walk into things. You can already do it you just haven’t ever done it consciously. It’s your phone.
Would “my phone” or “my computer” be too cheap as answers?
My phone. A Pixel 6a with GrapheneOS.
I actually use my tablet with a logitech keyboard and trackball more but the phone can do things the tablet can’t.
Me
My cat’s not very useful, but he’s heckin’ cute.
Winner!
The tap, it generates water out of the void
Was going to say my phone but honestly? Probably my bed.
Oops. Tied for first!
The bidet.
This guys bidet.
Definitely not me.