I live in the cousin-fuckingly deep south, and the local hicks fucking love confederate shit. Idk if any of them are actually historically literate enough to recognize the towel, vs just flying the Army of Tennessee flag cuz it’s a hate symbol… but if pissess off the odd redneck, I’m all for it.
Where I live, there’s almost no chance any of them would recognize it. But if one did, I’m pretty sure the local judge would dismiss the case if they shot you for it :/ I’d love to get the fuck outta here
The actual Confederate Surrender Flag was a dish towel
I kinda want a bumper sticker of just that towel.
I live in the cousin-fuckingly deep south, and the local hicks fucking love confederate shit. Idk if any of them are actually historically literate enough to recognize the towel, vs just flying the Army of Tennessee flag cuz it’s a hate symbol… but if pissess off the odd redneck, I’m all for it.
Where I live, there’s almost no chance any of them would recognize it. But if one did, I’m pretty sure the local judge would dismiss the case if they shot you for it :/ I’d love to get the fuck outta here
“Your flag is too dingy, soldier!” *bayonet stab*
“Hi, Billy Mays here! If your surrender flag isn’t white enough, you need OxiClean—the only thing tougher than your enemies!”
Threw in the towel, did they?