• EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de
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      9 months ago

      “How do you feel about funding groups of killers to fight proxy wars only to have them turn against us years later in a very long-con kind of scam to steal the natural resources of 9 different countries?”

      “Great! Your first mission is to protect that one warlord who set up a bed in an all-girls school to have sex with them.”

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      9 months ago

      Whoa there. That’s the college job fair. The High School one is, “poverty tears collection specialist”.