“How do you feel about funding groups of killers to fight proxy wars only to have them turn against us years later in a very long-con kind of scam to steal the natural resources of 9 different countries?”
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“Great! Your first mission is to protect that one warlord who set up a bed in an all-girls school to have sex with them.”
“How do you feel about killing innocent children in foreign countries?”
“Eh… I’m fine with that.”
“Great! Welcome to Nestle!”
“How do you feel about funding groups of killers to fight proxy wars only to have them turn against us years later in a very long-con kind of scam to steal the natural resources of 9 different countries?”
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“Great! Your first mission is to protect that one warlord who set up a bed in an all-girls school to have sex with them.”
You’re going to need to be more specific, and maybe use a more accurate verb.
It’s better if I just imply things. The idiots that believed all the propaganda about those wars won’t figure out what I’m talking about.
Whoa there. That’s the college job fair. The High School one is, “poverty tears collection specialist”.
This made me cackle