Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Political Memes@lemmy.world · edit-27 months agoNo wonder he compares himself to Elvis.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up1320arrow-down18file-text
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minus-squareSharkAttak@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up12·7 months agoHow… how do they know. Did they open him up, saw those very-old-looking stools and said “we have to radio carbon that shit!”?
minus-squareMario_Dies.wav@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·7 months ago“Look, corn! Last time I saw him eat corn was four months ago!” “Just write it down, Brian. I want to sew this motherfucker shut.”
minus-squareEdgarallenpwn [they/them]@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·7 months agoJust cut it up and count the rings
minus-squareNikki@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·7 months agoit always comes back to the poop knife
How… how do they know.
Did they open him up, saw those very-old-looking stools and said “we have to radio carbon that shit!”?
“Look, corn! Last time I saw him eat corn was four months ago!”
“Just write it down, Brian. I want to sew this motherfucker shut.”
Just cut it up and count the rings
it always comes back to the poop knife