His superpower is money and he’s using it to cosplay when he could be improving peoples lives tangibly, especially if he has control over Wayne Enterprises

Which is why you need to keep your Hippo INDOORS

“All according to toshi keikaku”

TL note: toshi keikaku means urban planning

Their Authoritarian Oppression, our National Security concerns.

Damn, Plato was ripped

Length isn’t everything you know. Unlike me, a humpback could hardly take a bus to the town square to release their mating call from the most efficient location

Since no one mentioned XCOM 2 I’ll pick that. For some reason it only lets me play it with War of the Chosen expansion, though, and it’s very difficult. But I have fun getting my squad wiped because I’m masochist like that.

I just wish they’d add some more achievements

I dual boot anyway to use some features on my scanner, so I might as well use that in case something doesn’t run. So far I’ve been able to move all games I play to Linux. Older games tend to run better than on Windows, in my experience.

Before going with dual boot I was considering running a VM, which seems way cooler but also very tricky to set up properly with passthrough and all that.

I for one am happy to have my ballsack free of weeds

You receive: food, housing, affection, impunity around the house

We receive: right to play with you and cuddle when you’re up for it

Idk what “Family Eunuch” means, and there’s some fine print that I can’t quite make out, but this job posting is too good to pass up

I feel like I’ve seen that cat somewhere before…

Scrolling through all my preciouses that I’m never going to play again

While you were out chasing booty, I studied the bootloader. While you were partying, I mastered the fstab

Missed opportunity to sneak Amigara Fault in there

Back in the day, there used to be Swedish politicians worth assassinating. That’s gotta count for something

First distro: Arch

Flying real close to the sun there

It makes more sense if you look at it as a declaration of intent

That’s why I only use hardware