CthulhusIntern [he/him]

How do they define robots here? Because there are definitely sex toys that technically could fit the definition of robot.

Or they do, but then the rest of NATO kicks Greenland out for “misusing Article 5” (even though they followed the rules exactly as they were written.)

I’m putting one of these countries invoking Article 5 against the United States on my 2025 bingo card.

If any fashion stores want an article of clothing to sell this much, clearly, they need to find people to kill CEOs.

Gig economy-ing the revolution seems like a very 21st century western way of doing it.

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The cops are gonna force Luigi into the Hannibal Lecter face cover into court one of these days.

If the eyebrows don’t fit, ya gotta acquit.

I’m putting “Greenland invokes Article 5 on the United States” on my 2025 Bingo Card.

New Steal-Land unironically goes hard.

What if I normally charge that amount, but I give everyone except Bezos a massive “not being evil” discount?

I mean, if I were a wedding planner/caterer/anyone on staff and Jeff Bezos asked me to do his wedding, I’d upcharge the hell out of him.

People keep making fun of how that photo of the cops surrounding Luigi, just one guy, makes him look more badass (as they should), but here’s the other thing: Why are they walking? Why not just put him in a van and drive him to the location like they normally do?

They charged a white guy with terrorism? He’s gonna walk.