• Gork@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    That’s why us Americans now say Freedom Fries™ instead of Fr*nch Fries.

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      1 year ago

      I’m a contrarian so I’m gonna keep on calling em frunch fries just to piss off everybody (but mostly to embarrass my nephew)

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          1 year ago

          That last one just becomes buttermilk dressing but that’s because we have a good recipe

          And fuck you no I can’t teach you (not over the internet) I can’t even make it right half the time myself. It’s one you eyeball and all the measurements are like ratio 1:1 mayo to buttermilk. Ish. You’re really going for consistency right now. Add as much garlic as you can get away with. That’s just in all of my recipes tho you’d love my vanilla ice cream. Sprinkle of onion powder, pinch of salt. Could probably shortcut that do they make onion salt like they do garlic salt? That sounds good. Anyways. Dried parsley flakes to make it look salady. That’s it. That’s the recipe. But you gotta taste it right to know if you got it right.

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        1 year ago

        Yup. The cafeteria that Congress uses.

        One Fr*nch official said that they don’t care what Americans call their potatoes, which is a further insult to potatoes.