Welcome to the Melbourne Community Daily Discussion Thread.

  • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    7
    ·
    edit-2
    1 year ago

    You get a bit of meat, preferably something that looks a bit like a worm. You let mama bird see it then you flick it as far away from the letterbox as you can while sprinting to the letterbox. Do not deviate. On the way back to the house flap your arms around like you’re about to take flight until you are safely back inside. Squawk as you do this. Next day repeat.

      • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        1 year ago

        The other day when it was raining I was taking the rubbish and as I walked past the air conditioner some muddafucker decided now is the time to attack (it may have just been spooked but I personally felt attacked) which caused me to sprint to the bin and run back screaming and flapping.