• w00tabaga@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    Third kind of makes the first one pointless. Unless that is, you consider doing the Polka by yourself masturbation.

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      You still feel horny urges, but baby can only be created via intense accordion action. It’d be a real blessing, the most effective form of contraceptive available.

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      1 year ago

      Notice how I said reproduction specifically. You could still pleasure yourself. and yes solo polka would also count as masturbation