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      Failed it three times, finally succeeded at the age of 34, just a few months before the election that put her in the House.

      She also married a (somewhat rich) sex offender. But has now divorced him in favor of a guy who was groping her in the theater she was kicked out of. She was also giving him a handy.

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        A suggested edit:

        But has now divorced him in favor of a Democrat-aligned LGBTQ-supporting, drag show-hosting bar owner who was groping her in the theater she was kicked out of. She was also giving him a handy.

        This brings me joy and I want to make sure her support network is fully aware of it.

        A link to what I’m sure is a trustworthy source: https://www.tampafp.com/colorado-rep-boebert-apologizes-for-theater-behavior-now-faces-questions-on-boyfriends-background/

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          Like, I agree with you. But you know her supporters either don’t care or will come up with some crazy way to justify it.

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            Of course she should give him a handy in a theater! Women exist as sexual objects to serve men at all times! It would have been morally wrong for her to not have greased his pole!

            Western slope Republicans, probably.

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          I love that she was jerking him off in the theater, like she was some kind of raunchy teen from the 50s or something, and not, you know, a 36 year old grandmother.

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            That should have been the headline. 36 y/o grandma Lauren Bobhead jacks boyfriend off in theater

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                You do know that is a good thing right?

                We don’t need the rhetoric of us-vs-them.

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                  No one’s saying we have to twist the truth, but if you think the “big tent” collective of Independents & Democrats are as adept at Messaging as Fox News, Glenn Beck, Joe Rogan, Facebook, Twitter/X, conservative radio, and conspiracy websites…

                  You are almost enough out-of-your mind to join them. Yes, we need to be tougher on them, but the “mainstream media” doesn’t work for Democrats, they work for clicks and views…

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          They will use that as a way to claim that he is the one ‘corrupting’ her sexually…

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          It is amusing to think that they would not drop her for so many other things (vaping in public, groping in public, being a complete Karen in public), but associating with a Democrat ? That’s a bridge too far, buddy!

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        I thought the sex offender wasn’t remotely rich until he mysteriously landed some sweetheart contract a couple months before Bobo was elected.

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          I think he might have been an oil worker of some sort which are usually pretty well paid. The real money comes from his $500k/yr oil “consulting” job he got after she was elected, and is definitely qualified for

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        he also owns a LGBTQ bar or club which she claims to be against.

        On May 31, Boebert claimed children at a North Carolina school were being taught colors from an “LGBT flag flashcards with a pregnant man,” adding: “We went from Reading Rainbow to Randy Rainbow in a few decades, but don’t dare say the Left is grooming our kids!”

        On June 6 she said: “Take your children to CHURCH, not drag bars.”

        On August 18, Boebert tweeted a photograph showing an advert for a “Drag Queen Story Hour,” hosted in a public library.

        She added: “Sending a message to all the drag queens out there: stay away from the children in Colorado’s Third District!”

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          Sorry, I’m practically staggered by all the Family Values these Republicans believe in and display…