• LoraxEleven@beehaw.org
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    1 year ago

    Being a fuckin combat vet… I’d say we’re doing alright. And,… John Brown was a hell of a man.

    But, if you need a club to stand for what’s right… Then you’ve still got a ways to go. You’re still those we’re fighting for; rather than those fighting with us…

    But I’m damn glad to see ya getting a little bit closer all the time.

    Ever onwards, ladies and gentlemen. Ever onwards.

  • No_Eponym@lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    “Quality meme! That’s how karma is farmed!”

    “Who said that?!” cried Lorax, and pulled out his Glock

    “There’s no karma here, and u/Spez is a cock!”

    “Why fight it?” said someone, "C’mon get onboard.

    For a quality shit post we could give an award 🏅"

    The Lorax grew tense, and was loath to admit it

    But at that moment Lemmy looked a lot more like Reddit

    “Anonomouys poster, please kindly fuck off.”

    Said the Lorax, hefting a Kalashnikov.

    "We’re here for the trees, and though you may scoff,

    This is our new home, not some karma trough.

    Our memes here have meaning and our morals are strong.

    We seek a new way, the old ways were wrong!"

    Anon was moved, and his fedora he doff’d,

    And joint the Lemmy Lorax for beef stroganoff.