• Doctor_Satan@lemm.ee
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    Marxist banking parasites

    Because for some reason, he’s afraid to say “Jew bankers”.

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      Some people still have a semblance of cognitive dissonance where in their heads (nazi=bad) and (nazi ideas=good). We should give it a name they’ll hate like fascist disphoria.

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      Can they provide some photos of these bankers? They must be quite something to make MEGA feel confused.

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      read that as “jaw breakers” at first and was about to make a really confused reply. I guess that means I’m not actually a nazi if that’s where my head goes.

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        As soon as I read your comment I saw it as “jaw breakers”. So yeah, I guess that’s a good thing.

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      He should’ve said “billionnaire oligarch leeches” like Trump and Elon and then it would actually be correct - Trump and Elon are the fascist problem.

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    Why the fuck do I bother with learning a marketable skill when the real skill I should be learning is how to scam dumb people.

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      Perhaps this is what Musk means when it says that empathy is bad.

      If your goal is to maximise your own personal wealth, then empathy really is a hindrance. But I put to you that maximising money is not a goal worth devoting a lifetime to. And perhaps not scamming dumb people is a valuable way to act regardless.

      (This is essentially what motivated the Quakers to push for set prices for goods rather than constant bartering. They believed that dump people should still be able to go to a shop and buy stuff without getting ripped off. I’d say that moral position has made the world a slightly better place.)

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        Makes sense… But I need money to survive.

        I agree with you in that not scamming people ina valuable way to act. I guess I’m just burnt out and jaded at this point.

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        The Quakers are pretty based, to put it in a term they wouldn’t understand. They also are pacifists and don’t let priests tell them what God actually meant to say.

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      I am really about to throw my morality away and start grifting the FUCK out of these clowns.

      5G defense necklaces, vaccine-removal potions, distilled masculinity in a bottle, magnets you shove up your nose to keep trans kids out of your bank account, whatever, you name it. Since we’re about to lose foreign production it’s time to fire up those 3D printers and Etsy accounts.

      While I’m being cheeky, I’m also not. The world has changed, the old ways are dying because there is too much opposition to truth and reality. Of fucking COURSE a genetics company is going to produce complete fantasy creatures and call them “Dire Wolves” and you know what? I WOULD TOO, because this is how you survive now, this is the world we’ve become through no fault of our own.

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        DM me… Let’s start a business… If things gonna be this silly might as well make a silly living

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        Hello, we should sell crystals, what shpuld we claim the crystals do? I can make all kind of crystals out of common industrial commodities!

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    The point of the parasite is to serve its agenda

    I… Is he saying it’s in a pinworm’s best interest to turn you gay or trans? Or for a flatworm to have the banks in the hands of the “Jewish elite?” The parasite thing might almost make sense, in a bigoted, homophobic, transphobic, antisemitic kind of way, if he were talking about leftists, but he explicitly says he means microscopic ones?? And recommends dewormer to get rid of them??? I know lead was an issue back in the day, but have these people just been huffing lead paint???

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    The thing that pisses me off about shit like that the MOST is that ivermectin has genuine uses for humans, and really good ones at that - but shit like that gives it a bad light.

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    In any sane country assholes like this would instantly lose their medical licence. And if they weren’t doctors to begin with, only pretending to be, they’d end up in prison.

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    “The point of parasites is that you serve their interests, not your own”. You mean Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk and other billionaires are making the government gay?

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        Every REAL MAN knows that going to the bathroom is totally gay, it’s a place where men go and pull out their dicks and handle them, sometimes right in front of each other and they listen to each other’s body functions.

        Real men will go pee in the parking lot to assert dominance, trust me, this is how you do it.

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        You’d have to try really hard to poison someone with ivermectin. It’s extremely common in some parts of the world.

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          I know a guy who put magic mushrooms in his family’s coffee maker.

          After a month of hallucinations, his mom checked herself into a psych ward for two weeks.

          Guy thought it was really funny when he told her what he did, after she got back.

          Guy is now homeless (unemployed 26 yo was living with his parents.)

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          Giving someone a medication without their knowledge is dangerous and a poisoning attempt, period, no matter how harmless you consider it.

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            Legally, totally agreed.

            …but if you were so inclined to want to cause someone harm through poisoning, you’d have chosen really badly if you chose ivermectin.

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      If a Marxist parasite is the reason I can suck a golf ball through a garden house then I’ll choose it over some MAGA quack seven days a week.

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    this level of delusion is sad as fuck. i hate that we reached the point where plenty of people will believe this.