Gross, no. A different Mediterranean climate nowhere near the Mediterranean.

Bruh you know me too well

And internet. Basic internet connection should be a human right at this point. It’s infinite free education at your fingertips.

In my city, olive trees thrive like mad. I could probably start a business selling a few tons of brined and jarred olives a year entirely on free produce.

Lemons, too. I could go for a 15 minute walk in any random neighbourhood and come back with 10 pounds of lemons.

Bro, you gotta keep us updated, I’m surprisingly invested in this now.

Salty, pale yellow, with a nice crunch.

Hhhhhhhh

There’s no hierarchy in the sasquatch society. To them, ‘bigfoot’ is a slur. ‘Skunk ape’ is strangely a term of endearment (to them, we are their ‘skunk apes’, on account of the smell) ‘Hairy man’ is unnessecarily gendered. ‘Orang Pendek’ is fine, but also gendered. Wood ape’ is a bit simplified, but fine. Yowie is used proudly by the Austral version, but secretly used as a bit of a slur by the North American variant to describe their southern cousins.

The Peladiens diplomatically refer to them as ‘The honorable inhabitants’’ (in contrast to humans, referred to just as ‘the inhabitants’)

In addition, you might like to do a portscan on that IP address to see if any other ports reaveal something more interesting.

You can run this in cmd prompt, I think, if nmap is available on your windows machine:

nmap -p 1-9999 192.168.1.1

IIS can only run on a windows OS, so it must be a windows physical machine or VM connected to your network.

Age 6: Skeletons make me afraid

Age 16: Skeletons are just interesting biology

Age 26: Skeletons make me afraid

Have your butler do it for you

Russian does, because the rising intonation is the only thing that differentiates a statement from a question in many cases. Eg “You a good driver.” Vs “You a good driver?” Both are grammatically correct, and only the intonation makes it a question.

Vietnamese doesn’t really rise at the end of the question unless that’s the way the last word is anyway. Some questions end with a low sound. Some questions are evident by a small word cluster (sounds like “Fai La”) after the subject but before the object that basically mean “this is a question and not a statement.” Or “I’m asking not telling”

Make and bring my lunch to work every day. It takes planning and discipline, but over a year, saves me about $12/day, or $3,130 a year.

The shopping list on the suspect’s fridge apparently required

• Nebula
• Tangle
• Horse
• Piper
• Green
• Sharp

Our technician called Coles and Woolies, who confirm these are not regular grocery items, and then he had a lightbulb moment: Beat the suspect with an extension cord until he gave up the seed phrase

Foreshadowing.

I was a spooky castle guy, myself. I also played Maniac Mansion so it tracks.

Me, realizing she was flirting with me at that party 15 years ago.

Thirst quencher

I know how to store excess energy from kilowatt hours to gigawatt hours without using batteries, and only using cheap, inert materials.

It’s a good thing someone noticed this back then, and the world dumped the coal industry. Imagine how fucked we’d be now if this was completely ignored.