Stalin’s spoon, now in the hands of Kim Jong Un, has shown you a vision, and apparently your future is in the DPRK. What would you do if you knew this would happen?
First thing I’d do is go get a new haircut, hurr hurr amirite fellow libs?
I would not need a new hair cut, I already have the same one as Kim Jong-Un
Do a little dance
i’d probably pull the train
I would make the Red Dawn remake real
would i have a dick or a pussy when i get reanimated
You’re a skellington
ehhhhhh idk i’d rather have the “wrong” genitals than none at all
Fair! I’m happy just bonin’
Skellussy
Actually learn Korean so I don’t have to get by on misremembered fragments of kpop songs
Can’t imagine trying to communicate only knowing “I love you”, “hello”, “I’m hungry”, “be afraid of me”, and “I caught you!”
Work on a deer farm or pilot the boat that takes the kids in the deer farming community to school
Tell Kim to stop being a lib and launch the nukes
