That’s right folks the year is drawing to a close so it’s time to rehash last year’s bit, nominate, and vote for your 2024 Hexies! These are the Hexbears you think exemplify what it means to be a real Hexbear 
Here’s how it works:
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Pick from the below categories
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Nominate someone for that category by tagging them
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If you are nominated respond to the nomination to accept it
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Most upbeared accepted nomination in each category wins!
What do you win? The esteem of your fellow Hexbearian comrades of course. What more could you want?
The categories for this year’s 2024 Hexie awards are:
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Best Effortposter of 2024
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Most likely to be called a tankie on a blocked instance
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Most comradely Hexbear
This year we have a special bonus category to commemorate some of the new comms we added:
- Best bad poster (this is not the worst poster, this is the best poster that is bad at posting)
We got a lot of new posters this year and have a lot of great comrades visiting from federated instances, feel free to participate too! We love all of our great posters, don’t we folks?
Alright comrades that’s it from me, be sure and do your democratic duty and 
for your 2024 Hexie winners and congrats in advance to the winners of this highly coveted and prestigious award!
And for one small trip down memory lane, here’s last year’s Hexies! https://hexbear.net/post/1477104
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This bit was fun last year so I hope folks enjoy doing this bit again this year too, as a bit though
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1: @largepenis@hexbear.net especially for keeping us up to date on Syria + Lebanon over the past few months. wishing his family well, and hoping his kid has a great life ahead of him
2: @seventytwotrillion@hexbear.net for his staunch loyalism towards The Goddamn News
3: @grebgreb@hexbear.net for hextubely achievements, irreparable damage to my internal mental vocabulary, and for taking me as his apprentice at hextube’s emote factory
4: @bureaucrat@hexbear.net for achievements in mass badposting action until the entire bureaucracy got their bus blown up by the CJNG after their business trip in Oaxaca went horribly wrong :,(
2: @seventytwotrillion@hexbear.net for his staunch loyalism towards The Goddamn News
My goodness yes. Those megathreads are beacons of sanity in an insane world. And everyone who contributes to them has my eternal thanks.
Wait, what happened to Bureaucrat?
Old yeller old yellered old yeller.
One of em deleted their account
Lmao, honestly a better end for it then getting banned because someone posted something shitty
Yeah it most likely was the best possible ending concidering how many people were plugged into the account.
Maybe the bureaupups needed a supawvisor.
i will accept this reward and and additionally extend thanks to all of the regulars that participate in that thing of ours
semper slurp
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I accept this nomination if @Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net does not. Thanks comrade!
Appreciate the kind words, comrade!
Unfamilair with what’s going on with sweet_pecan, but I hope they are doing well, that’s sad to hear.
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I understand, I can sympathize with that even just from all the Lemmy.ml shenanigans I get up to and the breaks I take accordingly, I can’t imagine how much more stress must be on their plate from upholding and maintaining the EM_POC comm. Good to see others step in, I know Khizuo and Angel do great work, I know it isn’t an easy task. I hope Sweet_Pecan is in a better headspace now that they’ve stepped away for a bit, and wish them well.
Thanks for filling me in.
I fartily accept, but god knows I’ll have to rethink my life choices if I win
lol
In celebration of the new year I’ve decided to compile my conversations with the North Koreans I have talked to
1 of these was a diplomat and the other is a citizen ,our conversations were different that being said they were very interesting so I will post them tomorrow inshallah
Very interested to see!
I’m nominating @frauddogg@hexbear.net for all categories except badposting, lots of spicy posts and I haven’t seen comrade Dogg miss yet. Love newer users that come in with hot guns
Bad posting goes to either dirt owl or megan (for her bad posts in tracha)
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You came over because of the masking thread, right? I’m still fuming over how I made the point that the Chinese Red Army didn’t do the long march just so western “leftists” in the 2020s would find excuses to endanger their immunocompromised comrades, then some exceptionally bad lemmygrad user started saying that I was being irrational and that, if anything, masking in 2024 was like attempting to do the Chinese Long March on your own. Yeah, maybe it is a lonely road to do things correctly when crackers jump at any excuse to continue doing what they had already decided to do and call it praxis because they feel like it! Of course those of us who go through with the logically consistent actions are constantly pissed off.
Anyway, it’s great to have you here. I hope that our own BS doesn’t alienate you, we still have a long way to go.
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I miss her badposts that were accessible to those of us who aren’t in tracha
@frauddogg@hexbear.net for best effortposter in the category of anti-kkkrakkker aktion.
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For category 1 I nominate @Ivysaur@hexbear.net for her covid posting and @frauddogg@hexbear.net for the best anti-settler posting.
Not sure about category 2, lots of fantastic tankies on here I can’t single anyone out.
For category 3, I’m just going to nominate a bunch of people: @ashinadash@hexbear.net, @magi@hexbear.net, @TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net, @Thallo@hexbear.net, @Seryph@lemmygrad.ml. And a very special shoutout @sweet_pecan@hexbear.net for creating such a lovely inviting space for POC on this site. Thank you all!
All good picks! Love chatting with Ashinadash too about whatever spicy gaming takes she has as well, lol. And frauddogg never fails to bring the heat
Death to Skyrim
Waow…
I got a mention, and for posting with Magi… good post…Am I even eligible given I’m not a 'bear? Regardless, thank you ❤
I had the thought of something like this, but nominating the YouTuber Jessie Gender for worst video-essay of the year with her 4 hour long video about Palestine which boils down to “what’s happening in Palestine is really bad, but liberal Zionism is valid”. She also managed to include a quote from “Son of Hamas” in the original video. Maybe the biggest display of BreadTuber sophistry I have ever seen, not to mention it is the length of two entire movies, while saying almost nothing worth hearing. It has just stuck with me how phenomenally bad this video was.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOmvJZCn-IE
Hexbear post discussing the video https://hexbear.net/post/3104950
I was following her channel when it was absolutely tiny and was stoked to see it goes, I like star trek and she had done good shit before in the general video essay genre. There was an earlier essay she did that she sourced a reactionary freak and she and her co-writer for the video got really defensive when I pointed out she was basing her point off of information provided by an extreme reactionary, the replies were that they thought really hard about including the dude but decided to cause it supported their point, I replied that a reactionary source that supports your point of view either means you could find another less shitty person to cite or examine your point cause if only a reactionary’s works support your point, it’s probably a reactionary point. I forget the specifics and the video cause it was over a year prior to this one, but it was a huge red flag. She wouldn’t re-examine her point when and argued to hell and back and made excuses why it was OK to promote reactionaries abd then makes a 4 hour video about how we should be nicer to zionists. The radlib mind in action. If you’re on nebula and not patrick h willems, I’ve got no damn time for you.
Edit: it was her Andor video
Has anything meaningfully changed with the edited version? Obviously the title is different, but other discussions make it seem like it’s actually good and her points are being misrepresented. I do not wish to watch it
It was just really tone deaf and disrespectful ultimately, there was something in it about how IDF members are drafted so it’s not really their fault for having served, clearly ignoring that you can just choose not to be an IDF member and do the relatively short prison sentence, in regards to her saying people shouldn’t be boycotting some IDF soldier. I don’t have the heart to watch whatever changes were made, I doubt they were transformative though given the original.
Eye roll emoji, that Taylor swift Stan was the biggest win against this argument because she went to prison, had weed edibles and gay sex, and left! Easy! No participation in genocide!
Worked with a dude who was born in Israel, he’s cool as hell and left as Doom as he could. He ended out getting a park ranger gig for his military service and decided to do it instead of go to jail cause at the time he figured he wasn’t going to be doing any personal harm and jail seemed scary. He regrets it now for not doing the time out of principle. So yeah, ex IDF guy has told said he was a coward for signing up but those who willingly join are the greatest cowards
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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
@xiaohongshu@hexbear.net for effortposter. Great and valuable insight on imperialism and global finance capital.
Check out this comment thread, what is the role of US treasuries? etc.
I was going to nominate that @Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net guy but what ever happened to them?
Wow misgendering her so casually smdh
That one was thrown into the estrogen pit
Well, um, the person’s dead, lmao…
Well, um, the person’s dead, lmao…
oooooooh oooooooooooohhhh i’m a spoooooooky ghooooooooost
Welp, don’t think you’ll be lasting further more, once Estra, yk, does the thing
Anyways, I give my condelences to your brother Ho Chi’s loss, at least we have you, sis.
we pretended to get into an argument over gambling debt in a south memphis motel and I got a little too caught up in the bit, I necromancied her though so yall forgive me right :(
For category 1. Best effortposter, I nominate comrade @ReadFanon@hexbear.net, whose posts are always inciteful and engaging, as well as @SeventyTwoTrillion@hexbear.net for all of the fantastic write-ups in the News Megathread! For category 2, I nominate @AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net (I see you all the time) as well as @frauddogg@hexbear.net for similar reasons, and for category 3. I nominate @dustbunnies@hexbear.net, @Blockocheese@hexbear.net, and @LeylaLove@hexbear.net (among many, many others, but I limited it to 3).
For cat 4, gotta nominate @Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net lol
13·10 days agoIt has been 15 days since ReadFanon posted. I check in on them regularly, hoping they come back.
I know, I hope they come back, I miss their posts
Thank you <3
I accept. I’m bad to the bone, baby.
You can nominate as many folks as you want it’s just for funsies :)
Oh, I’ll edit that then!
Omg thank you, comrade
No problem, comrade!
Thanks for always being so nice!
- thank you for thinking of me.
No problem comrade!
Had to scroll too far to see Read_Fanon
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I nominate @Erika3sis@hexbear.net for her language posts, very high level stuff way over my smol peanut head.
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I nominate @Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net for their posting in the news mega which would get anyone called a tankie.
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I nominate @Kolibri@hexbear.net for chatting with me on element.
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Goes to the people’s champ @Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net for the best bad posts.
I know this is supposed to uplift me and thank you very much
but obviously I think there are better posters in the news thread comm. (What did I post to deserve this?)
Here are my nominations if you’re going to choose one from news megathread, as one of the best effortposters:
@xiaohongshu@hexbear.net, @Z_Poster365@hexbear.net , @MarmiteLover123@hexbear.net , @Redcuban1959@hexbear.net, @bbnh69420@hexbear.net
I got a phantom tag so I choose to imagine a nomination 🙏 I accept the award for best Telegram reposter because these comrades deserve the Effort award
@xiaohongshu@hexbear.net for obvious reasons, @Z_Poster365@hexbear.net for keeping up the fight against liberalism , @MarmiteLover123@hexbear.net for the technical effort posts, and @Redcuban1959@hexbear.net for being the only news head also on the LatAm beat
(What did I post to deserve this?)
I lurk the news mega sometimes and I enjoy your posts so it popped into my head to be fair.
Which one in particular? I think I spread some info regarding Jimmy Carter
Yeah that’s it!
You know, I never really thought of myself as an effortposter or a tankie, I’m actually seriously kinda lib, not in my politics but I suppose in my behavior, compared to others on this platform
You know, I feel the type to kinda
To let things slide for the sake of peace and friendship when a person has clearly gone wrong, and refrain from principled argument because he is an old acquaintance, a fellow townsman, a schoolmate, a close friend, a loved one, an old colleague or old subordinate. Or to touch on the matter lightly instead of going into it thoroughly, so as to keep on good terms. The result is that both the organization and the individual are harmed. This is one type of liberalism.
Plus, I don’t really like to go on long struggle seshs and all
That being said, I guess if someone’s anti-communist, I’d step up to be the response against them
I think you would get a lot out of Liu Shaoqi’s How to be a Good Communist. It’s easy to take Mao’s meaning to dogmatism and endlessly debatebro, but that’s not what he means exactly. Shaoqi frames it in a way that means you shouldn’t struggle for the struggle, especially if it is meaningless, but to be firm yet gentle for those who mean well and are willing to listen. Struggle sessions can be very useful if they are a matter of principles, and thus cannot be avoided, but aren’t always productive if they aren’t about principles.
Seconding Liu’s work. Good read.
Yep! It really helped me reframe how I interact with others.
The missile posting will continue until the media can clearly define what a hypersonic weapon is. So forever I guess…
I accept if it means I can make worst posts in the future.
Here’s to 2025
Some good posters in here for sure
thanks! it was surprising to see this.
Thanks for the nomnom though
Sorry sorry I edited my post and no problem.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
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Best effortposter: @Frank@hexbear.net. The man will write an essay on anything from how liberals fundamentally fail to understand communists to how the evolution of player killing in Ultima Online led to the modern state of MMOs. He’s both very empathetic and very analytical, he has a lot of knowledge to share, and he doesn’t hesitate to share it. Plus, I can always appreciate a fellow Clausewitz enjoyer.
Most likely to be called a tankie on a blocked instance: @frauddogg@hexbear.net for sheer number of reactionaries self-destructed and for depths of completely justified hatred displayed of America, NATO, and the West.
Most comradely: @Angel@hexbear.net. With both of us being communist vegans, we’ve talked a lot about how the two intertwine and about our shared frustrations with both liberal vegans and anti-vegan communists. She just gets it in a way I’ve seen few other people do. I was very sad when she stepped down as mod (though I understand and support her decision). Please consider helping her pay her rent.
Best bad poster: It can only be @Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net.
Fuck it I’m gonna list honorable mentions.
Honorable Mentions (Best Effortposter): @ReadFanon@hexbear.net @SeventyTwoTrillion@hexbear.net (Keeping the news megas up to date counts) @RedWizard@hexbear.net @Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net
Honorable Mentions (Most Comradely): @Nakoichi@hexbear.net @Lyudmila@hexbear.net @ashinadash@hexbear.net @PaX@hexbear.net @sweet_pecan@hexbear.net @RedWizard@hexbear.net
This wizard is honored to be mentioned ✨
Totally unrelated but what’s your avatar from?
The Sword and the Stone after Merlin buzzes off to the 21st century and returns from Bermuda.
Oh, cool, thanks!
Aww thanks
Okay this is no longer a good bit, I got mentioned twice now wtf. Cursed.
I’ll fucking do it again
You’re sweet for mentioning me
Not been posting much for last week cuz social battery been very very low
(and still is tbh)I’m cooking up some math posts rn, sometime I’ll post them
yo, frauddogg doesn’t use those pronouns
Oh shit, thanks for catching that. Fixed.
I accept that I am bad
You’re bad (bad)? You’re bad (bad)? You’re really, really bad?
Yeah the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again, who’s bad?
Shamone!
“I am bad [posting], and that is good [posting]. There’s no one I’d rather be than me.”
Can we have a “best liberal award”? I nominate you for it lmao gotem
No but seriously can we get a “best confused lib” award? Like the best time some lemmitor stumbled in here and fell on their ass. Also how about “best bit”? “Most outstanding copypasta”?
You are one of my favorite posters on the site and my interactions with you have always been more than pleasant. I hope you’re doing okay
It is december 30 and stalin showed me the magic of moon on the cytube
Where has awoo been I hope she comes back. I feel like we lost a lot of really good posters this year inexplicably and I’d hate for her to be the next
Strugglesessions and bans out of spite will do that to a community
I’m sort of posting a bit but that whole debacle with the tanks/gossip being created kind of put a damper in my motivation. I don’t know if I’m imagining it because I haven’t seen the data but it feels like there were more regulars I’d see before that. It was also also shortly after the election, things in general have been a bit depressing for commies since then so maybe people are just not as enthusiastic as they were.
I’ve seen a lot less regulars aorund
REgon getting banned in connection with a struggle session less than a day after posting this comment feels very… Is “apropos” the term I’m looking for?
In any case zhal zhal
There’s just less activity in general. Just look at the comment counts of the news and trans megas.
Many of the posters I’m referring to were not banned they just stopped showing up
Yeah that’s sort of what I mean. Those events have ripple effects
Awoo got banned for DM harassment and had to post in self_crit to return. The ban expired and she hasn’t yet
For #1 I would like to nominate the entire news mega. If a mega isn’t allowed then @LargePenis@hexbear.net for the weekly rankings or @SoyViking@hexbear.net for the brave reports on the ancient kingdom in the north.
For #2 I nominate all our brave posters who have a second account specifically to engage in slapfights.
For #3 I nominate @Bureaucrat@hexbear.net on the technicality that pups contained the most comrades.I am amazed at how long Bureaucat lasted as an account. Really a testament to this community
Aww, damn, I didn’t even realize Bureaucrat was gone. When did that happen?
Folks were using the account to post things they wouldn’t post on their main and thus the account is lost
What sorts of things?
Things of the reactionary variety
That’s a very broad description.
The account was reporting anti-white stuff in the EM POC mega as “sectarian”
There was some other stuff but I forget what exactly
I guess you could look in the modlog for more info. You can search by user
Thank you for the nomination. I’m flattered and happy that my fair and accurate reports from this exotic and remote place are being so well received.
I love your objective and unbiased reporting on their strange ways.
bit idea.
I hope some day to read about how their tradition of eating pork at election somehow explains something about authoritarianism or whatever it is journalists like to do for China
