CNN's morning crew ripped the "privilege" of setting up a CEO hotline amid the murder of Brian Thompson while ordinary people get no such consideration.
What if the line’s busy and they get a recorded message “your murder is important to us. Please stay on the line for the next available bodyguard”
Have your business American Express card ready.
Unless they decide they can’t trust any of us to operate their hotline and decide to run it on AI. Then it will sound like premium treatment, but will be about as useful as our poor schmuck hotlines are.
What if the line’s busy and they get a recorded message “your murder is important to us. Please stay on the line for the next available bodyguard” Have your business American Express card ready.
I can’t help with that, but let me transfer you to someone who you’ll get to explain it all to over again.
Y’all are talking about the hotlines us poor schmucks have to deal with. Rich fucks get premium treatment.
Unless they decide they can’t trust any of us to operate their hotline and decide to run it on AI. Then it will sound like premium treatment, but will be about as useful as our poor schmuck hotlines are.