• bobs_monkey@lemm.ee
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    5 days ago

    Get trolled mercilessly. I’m technically a CEO, I’d blast the hell out of it for shits and giggles.

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      “Help I’d like to report a threat from a crazy guy. He’s nuts.”

      “Ok sir, do you know who this individual is?”

      “Deez nuts.”

      Phone hangs up

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        Tomorrows headline: Gork arrested on charges of obstruction of justice, making false reports, bond set at $250,000

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      Anyone can be a CEO. They really need to limit this to just the most evil of CEOs.

      I think if you want to get pre-clearance for the hotline, you should gather plenty of evidence of your eligibility and submit it to:

      https://tips.fbi.gov/