• Sabata@ani.social
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      23 days ago

      It misses but he pretends to die poorly, and stands backup proclaiming god sent him back. Whitehouse merch sales skyrocket.

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      23 days ago

      does getting your armor dented count as a wardrobe malfunction? this could be a two for one

      • Justas🇱🇹@sh.itjust.works
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        22 days ago

        That was the point of my joke. I mean, if after getting hit, the straps failed and the chestplate fell down, it would be a malfunction.