Guys, come on. They clearly meant it in terms of security.
“Come on in, hackers, we’re always open.”
Thanks for this. I needed a good laugh today.
I skipped briefly through the entire video and everything I’ve heard and seen was absolute bullshit bingo.
Open to everything except the concept of unix.
Yes. It attracts a lot of viruses and other nasties.
In a void, anything can the “The most ____”
Open? Sure, definitely open… To vulnerabilities
Open windows with no screens to keep the bugs out.
Sometimes the elites poke fun at us with obviously untrue, absurd statements. It’s the equivalent of grabbing someone’s fist, pushing it in their face, and saying “stop punching yourself”.
Them corporate elites really love tongue-in-cheek backhanded statements such as that.
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Open to what exactly…?
OPEN TO WHAT!?
Open to data collection opportunities
Infection, zero days, and data collection. TOTALLY open to those.
Open to advertisers
Everyone but the user.
They’re probably talking about their customers opening their wallets
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Our collective anuses.
Open to the outdoors, to let the fresh air in.
That’s how you cool down the modern cpu.
As someone who switched to Mac in 2007… viruses!
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Without walls, you wouldn’t need windows.
Didn’t they call it “the most secure” a while ago?
Why are they allowed to openly lie?
In the case of marketing, it’s just considered an opinion, mostly because if anything like that is ever put forth to a Judge, there’s 900 odd ways to loophole it.
“We meant our assholes, your honor; as open as they come.”
“We meant uhm… accepting.”
It could be called puffery. A claim so ridiculous that no reasonable person would consider it a claim
A probably a bit political for this topic, but most companies are allowed to lie about most things. Only a few things that they’re not allowed to lie about.
and for those few things they’re not allowed to lie about they pull out every trick in the book to come as close to lying as possible without outright doing it.
And even when they are not on paper, they are in fact.
Their official marketing is to call Windows 11 “the most secure version of Windows ever” or something along those lines. They definitely use “the most secure” in their marketing, but I think they do it in a way where it is only in reference to previous consumer versions of Windows if you actually parse out what is being said.
Right after that slide the guy is talking about how Microsoft is “committed to remaining the most reliable and secure platform”…
Yeah they’re all full of shit
Because there are no consequences for them
The most open ports
The most open CVEs
The most open complaint threads
Windows 🥇
Open to malicious actors, because of all the bugs.
because of all the opens.
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Linux has way more CVEs: https://lore.kernel.org/linux-cve-announce/
(Partially because they don’t respect CVEs and assign CVEs to everything)
I think it’s more because companies don’t usually run Windows on their servers. Like, internal domain servers, sure, but their actual services run on Linux, in almost every case.
Measuring number of CVEs is not a great metric anyway.
Linux is open source, so people can find more things wrong with it and fix it.
It just means that Linux users and developers are more diligent in finding and removing vulnerabilities.
