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minus-squareMeatPilot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50·18 hours agoIn my elementary school play of Cinderella. I was cast as a pile of animated clothes. My role was to lay still and then suddenly spin around like one of those spinning brushes in a carwash and flail off the stage.
minus-squareMeatPilot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·17 hours agoYeah I tripped, knocked a stage light over, and burned everything to the ground. I was the only survivor. Was called the “Tragic Cinderella Sizzler” by local newspapers.
minus-squarebandwidthcrisis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·14 hours agoAre you sure that you’re remembering this right? I find it hard to believe that the newspaper didn’t come up with a headline based on calling her “Cinders”.
In my elementary school play of Cinderella. I was cast as a pile of animated clothes. My role was to lay still and then suddenly spin around like one of those spinning brushes in a carwash and flail off the stage.
Yeah I tripped, knocked a stage light over, and burned everything to the ground. I was the only survivor.
Was called the “Tragic Cinderella Sizzler” by local newspapers.
Are you sure that you’re remembering this right?
I find it hard to believe that the newspaper didn’t come up with a headline based on calling her “Cinders”.
To shreds you say?