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Computer science terms that sound like fantasy RPG abilities

I’ll start:

  • Firewall
  • Virtual Memory
  • Single source of truth
  • Lossless Compression (this one sounds really powerful for some reason)

Your turn

Hard mode: Try not to include closer to domain-specific things like javascript library names

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    • Race condition

    • Physical Layer

    • Fast Fourier Transform

    • COBOL

    • Penetration testing

    • Tiger Team

    • Zombie process

    • Alice, Bob and Carol (some NPCs)

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    • Knapsack problem
    • Pushdown automata
    • Zero-knowledge proof
    • Late binding
    • Borrow checker
    • Channel coding
    • Tail recursion
    • Camel case
    • Double float
    • Red-black trees
    • Quaternions

    Lossy compression feels like cheating:

    • Block prediction
    • Motion compensation
    • Chroma subsampling
    • Frequency space
    • Time domain
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    • Ring zero
    • Bootkit/Rootkit
    • Attacker in the middle
    • Intercepting proxy
    • Daemon
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    Python runtime. Time for you to run from these pythons bitch.

    BSOD. Pretty self-explanatory

    Agile development. Raises Dex everytime a new enemy enters vision.

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    Kernel Space - banishes the target to a plane of existence filled with corn

    B Tree - an AOE summon of a permanent swarm of bees in the targeted area until the bees all die or leave naturally

    Monad - device that transmutes one set of spell components into another. These can be strung together to form very complex things.

    Extended Backus-Naur Form - Allows one to transform into a memetic form to be carried in the mind of another; also extends to your clothing and any carried items.

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    I had a bit too much fun with these :)

    Magical Items
    • The Bandwidth Cap
      Cursed item that limits the magical power of it’s wearer
    • The Token Ring
      Magical ring that allows the wielder to communicate over large distances. They can receive messages from one token ring and send message to another.
    • The Memory Barrier
      Protective charm that shields the mind from intrusion.
    • The Shadow Register
      A magical ledger that records secrets and hidden locations in the immediate area.
    • The Superscalar
      A legendary shimmering sword that can strike multiple foes in a single attack.
    Spells
    • Loopback
      Redirects a spell to its point of origin.
    • Jabber
      Causes the target to produce incoherent speech and lose its train of thought.
    • Branch Prediction
      Gives the caster foresight to predict their opponent’s next action.
    • Traceroute
      A tracking spell that reveals the path of a target.
    • Mask
      Hides the caster’s true identity.
    • Hypertransport
      Enables instantaneous movement over short distances.
    • Interrupt
      Counterspell to disrupt an enemy’s casting.
    Spell modifiers
    • Broadcast
      Modifies spell to affect a large area.
    • Unicast
      Modifies spell to affect a single point with maximum damage.
    • Multicast
      Modfies spell to affect multiple selected targets.
    • Repeater
      Modifies spell to recast itself over multiple turns.
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      Transmission Control Protocol - Modifies teleportation and summoning to be very specific.

      Universal Datagram Protocol - see “Shout”

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    Bounds execption: Allows larger objects to fit in smaller containers, ritual spell effective for 1 day, can be upcast to increase amount of “overfill”, some check when retrieving the item for a chance of “corruption” (small chance to retrieve a different item, or have the “overfill” become something different like have the outer edge of a bar of gold be meat)

    Paralellization: High level time magic, Allows the target multiple turns to be taken simultaneously, but an equivalent cooldown afterwards (waiting for all threads or jobs to return before being able to continue), so 3 turns at once means 2 turns the target can’t do anything after.

    Split brain configuration: Allows focusing on multiple concentration checks/spells at once. This could also be called paralellization, or multithreaded.

    Pass By Reference enchantment: requires two identical items. Once enchanted, changes to one happen to both. Room for all sorts of shenanigans.

    Private field: cast on an area to prevent entry/visibility into it by unauthorized entities. Sounds inside are not audible to unauthorized entities outside of it.

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      Parallelization would make high level casters utterly broken. One of my favorite spells, because I made it for 3.5 edition, and I haven’t had a DM criticize the spell, is Unfailing Missiles. If I could cast three of them in parallel, I would be able to hit up to 9 targets that are no more than 20° arcs from the last target, each with a missile that does 17d (6+1) points of Force/Sonic Damage split 50/50. Or I can use all of those missile on a single target. If I maximize the spell with 3 12th level spell slots, that’s 1,071 damage or 119 damage per missile. There’s no save, please refer to the name of the spell. This is basically a 9th level Magic Missile. If I see you, I wollop you.

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    • Multithread
    • Checksum Mismatch
    • Raise Exception
    • Zombie Process
    • Parallelization
    • Segmentation Fault
    • Force Commit
    • Signal Abort
    • Signal Kill
    • Balance Nodes
    • Stack Overflow
    • Core Dump
    • Reverse Tunnel
    • Dynamic Forwarding

    I don’t know what kind of spells these would be but I fear the wizard who knows them.