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A seating chart for an “8 HOUR FLIGHT” with the text “PICK YOUR SEAT” at the top. The chart is composed of 10 numbered seats, each occupied by a different famous Republican politician or public figure, or the devil. Each number represents a seat, and each seat is either adjacent to or between one or two different individuals.
5 because JD Vance is DEFINITELY a closeted bottom, and as much as he sucks, he’s pretty hot ngl
Nah, he’d just be mad you’re sitting on his date.