All I could think after reading the article is a bout the lipsync song “Stop It Now”. I had to ask ChatGPT for a version for this, here is the beginning:
Rockin’, rockin’, on the shore so fine,
To the beach in Thailand, we’d align,
But those monkeys came, causing a bind,
I said, “Monkeys, hey! Leave us behind!”
Everyone warned us, “Don’t head there, beware,”
“Monkeys gonna come, with a wild glare,”
And they did,
and they did,
and they tore through the air,
No escape from those monkeys, just despair.
Nothing to do, but shout as they pounced on me,
Tried to flee, fell down,
laughter from kids did we see,
Then, hmm, got hit in the neck with a coconut spree,
Mm-hm, hm-hm, how’d it happen? Baffling to me.
Gotta dash, dash, dash (leap)
I’ll be your backpack while you hurry,
Dash, dash, dash, leap, and stop! Let me go free.
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All I could think after reading the article is a bout the lipsync song “Stop It Now”. I had to ask ChatGPT for a version for this, here is the beginning:
Full version here: https://pastebin.com/YrZHEdxx