[…] while discussing the possibility of Ivanka’s posing for Playboy magazine: “It would be really disappointing — not really — but it would depend on what’s inside the magazine. I don’t think Ivanka would do that, although she does have a very nice figure. I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”
-Trump, 2006
Well, you’ve done it. I just threw up in my own mouth. When I usually throw up in other people’s mouths…