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minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down4·1 month agoI’ve sucked many a dick in sketchy back alleys for Taco Bell burritos.
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down1·1 month agoI took three strangers up the bum raw for a crunch wrap supreme. Fucking worth it.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down4·1 month agoI have an extra crunch wrap…
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·1 month agoDo you have two buddies?
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·1 month agoDo you have three dicks?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down4·1 month agoI barely have one.
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·1 month agoMy momma raised me to have standards. I wouldn’t debase myself to getting raw dogged by only a single dick for a crunch wrap supreme. I’m worth better.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down3·1 month agoOh honey, I only offered a crunch wrap anyways. You don’t seem like you’re worth the supreme upgrade.
minus-squareToday@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoI held a friend’s purse many times while she gave parking lot blowies and didn’t even get a burrito.
I’ve sucked many a dick in sketchy back alleys for Taco Bell burritos.
I took three strangers up the bum raw for a crunch wrap supreme. Fucking worth it.
I have an extra crunch wrap…
Do you have two buddies?
No.
Do you have three dicks?
I barely have one.
My momma raised me to have standards. I wouldn’t debase myself to getting raw dogged by only a single dick for a crunch wrap supreme. I’m worth better.
Oh honey, I only offered a crunch wrap anyways.
You don’t seem like you’re worth the supreme upgrade.
I held a friend’s purse many times while she gave parking lot blowies and didn’t even get a burrito.