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minus-squareWugmeister@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up58arrow-down5·2 months agoI love chocolate pancakes! Here’s the recipe I use: 1 18.25 ounce package chocolate pancake mix. 3/4 cup vegetable oil. 4 large eggs. 1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips. 3/4 cups butter or margarine. 1&2/3 cups granulated sugar. 2 cups all purpose flour. Don’t forget garnishes such as: Fish shaped crackers. Fish shaped candies. Fish shaped solid waste, Fish shaped dirt. Fish shaped ethyl benzene. Pull and peel licorice… Fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment. Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish. 1 cup lemon juice. Alpha resins. Unsaturated polyester resin. Fiberglass surface resins. And volatile malted milk impoundments. 9 large egg yolks. 12 medium geosynthetic membranes. 1 cup granulated sugar. An entry called ‘how to kill someone with your bare hands’. 2 cups rhubarb, sliced. 2/3 cups granulated rhubarb. 1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb. 1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb. 3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire. 1 large rhubarb. 1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb. 2 tablespoons rhubarb juice. Adjustable aluminum head positioner. Slaughter electric needle injector. Cordless electric needle injector. Injector needle driver. Injector needle gun. Cranial caps. And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
minus-squarenifty@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 months agoGonna try that tomorrow, will report back
minus-squarenifty@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoI ated that and died, imma ghost now boooo
minus-squareValenThyme@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months agoI tried this recipe but felt it needed a little something so I swapped out the 2 cups of AP flour for canned rhubarb and that’s just what it was missing! 5 stars
minus-squarechaotic_altruist@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 months agoAny tips on getting your ethyl benzene into a fish shape? Mine always turn out looking like Pac-Man ghosts
minus-squarefuckingkangaroos@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoThe fish shaped solid waste gives it that extra “please call Poison Control” zest.
minus-squareA_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoThe lack of neurotoxin is disturbing
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoThis was in my grandma’s ww2 cookbook how dare you
minus-squareshowmeyourkizinti@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·2 months agoPlease stop getting your recipes from ChatGPT
minus-squareWugmeister@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoNah, I get my recipes from GLaDOS, she would never lie to me about cake-related subjects
I love chocolate pancakes! Here’s the recipe I use:
1 18.25 ounce package chocolate pancake mix.
3/4 cup vegetable oil.
4 large eggs.
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
3/4 cups butter or margarine.
1&2/3 cups granulated sugar.
2 cups all purpose flour.
Don’t forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste,
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice…
Fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish.
1 cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
9 large egg yolks.
12 medium geosynthetic membranes.
1 cup granulated sugar.
An entry called ‘how to kill someone with your bare hands’.
2 cups rhubarb, sliced.
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.
1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
1 large rhubarb.
1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
2 tablespoons rhubarb juice.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
Gonna try that tomorrow, will report back
Fuck I need a remindme bot
I ated that and died, imma ghost now boooo
I tried this recipe but felt it needed a little something so I swapped out the 2 cups of AP flour for canned rhubarb and that’s just what it was missing! 5 stars
Any tips on getting your ethyl benzene into a fish shape? Mine always turn out looking like Pac-Man ghosts
The fish shaped solid waste gives it that extra “please call Poison Control” zest.
The lack of neurotoxin is disturbing
Ayyy
You lost me at the vegetable oil
This was in my grandma’s ww2 cookbook how dare you
Needs more sand
Please stop getting your recipes from ChatGPT
Nah, I get my recipes from GLaDOS, she would never lie to me about cake-related subjects