• thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca
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    5 months ago

    The Holy Spirit Board is the only spirit board designed to directly contact our lord and savior Jesus Christ! Unlike other spirit boards that are often used to contact ghosts and demons, this is a one way ticket straight to heaven. Try it today, and discover a new way to pray!

    I want so bad for someone to ELI5 the belief system that includes:

    • Ghosts, demons, and a conscious ephemeral Jesus Christ are all out there waiting to be contacted
    • Sliding a thing across a board is an effective way to talk to them, but like… Shaking up some Scrabble tiles, or scribbling on a sheet of paper with your eyes closed or whatever is not
    • Which invisible entity you’re talking to depends on the theme and art of the board

    REALLY curious to know how all of that fits together.