• StudSpud The Starchy@aussie.zone
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    6 months ago

    The cat is… A cat. I usually get up at 6am on the weekdays and help my partner get up and ready for work. I tend to give the cat some food around the same time.

    Well, he was pawing and scratching at the closet and my face at 6am. So I get up and put some food out, but he wasn’t hungry apparently. So I laid down on the couch and he just jumped up and fell asleep between my legs.

    Asshole. Smart, dumb asshole.

    • Baku@aussie.zone
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      6 months ago

      You could have said nothing more after that first sentence and I think we’d somehow all know exactly what happened. Bloody cats!