skyler@lemmy.world to internet funeral@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoThe 2012 Babylemmy.worldimagemessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up1391arrow-down15
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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33arrow-down1·edit-21 year ago So declared J.H. Kellogg Kellogg also claimed that his corn flakes would stop people masturbating because it was super bland.
minus-squareBuddahriffic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 year agoIf bland cereals prevent masturbation, that must be why Tony the Tiger is so enthusiastic about frosted flakes.
minus-squareDaft_ish@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 year agoWait, what is the frosting? WHAT IS THE FROSTING?!?
Kellogg also claimed that his corn flakes would stop people masturbating because it was super bland.
If bland cereals prevent masturbation, that must be why Tony the Tiger is so enthusiastic about frosted flakes.
Wait, what is the frosting? WHAT IS THE FROSTING?!?