• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    create a federally funded “American Academy” that would deliver online courses and grant free degrees that excluded “wokeness or jihadism”.

    I gotta say, this is hilarious both in how it delivers lip service to a popular idea (free public higher education) and outright mangles the implementation so its guaranteed to fail (why the fuck would any serious employer value an anti-wokeness degree?)

    every state report exactly how many abortions take place within its borders

    Government small enough to fit in your vagina.

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      The public: “We want free public higher education!”

      Fascists: “Okay, we’ll use tax money to shove PraegerU down everyone’s throat.”

      The public: “Wait, no, not like that!”

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      Also like I was radicalized in college without my courses including any of that shit. Nothing drove me to the labor left harder than having it drilled into be how I’ll need to explain human suffering in dollars in my ergonomics class. And like the teacher wasn’t wrong and he was very conservative.