Maven (famous)@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months agoYoulemmy.worldimagemessage-square60fedilinkarrow-up1637arrow-down123
arrow-up1614arrow-down1imageYoulemmy.worldMaven (famous)@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square60fedilink
minus-squareFiniteBanjo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down2·5 months agoHoly shit, I’m white?! I can go jogging!
minus-squaretrashgirlfriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·5 months agoBy being white you are actually contractually bound to go jogging by blood
minus-squareFiniteBanjo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·5 months agoAs a white person, I feel the need to arbitrate these contractual obligations and negotiate more favorable terms.
minus-squareBroccoLemuria@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoAnd also around 2 feet tall! :)
Holy shit, I’m white?! I can go jogging!
By being white you are actually contractually bound to go jogging by blood
As a white person, I feel the need to arbitrate these contractual obligations and negotiate more favorable terms.
And also around 2 feet tall! :)