• Pickle_Jr@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    7 months ago

    The child isn’t born yet and he’s dishing out dad jokes?

    Either it’s not his wife’s first child or he’s a premature dad and he should go to the hospital to be monitored until the child is delivered. There is a chance he obtained dad power without being a dad yet. Premature dad puns are too concentrated and are hard to control; they is a danger to himself and those around them.

    Please post again for more unsolicited medical advice.

    – Totally a real doctor.