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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago

That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!

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That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago
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  • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Damnit, I have 228 liters of dirty water…

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      Sounds like you need two oysters

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        Good thing the 2nd oyster is free if you call now!

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          But if I have 2 oysters they’re gonna over clean the water or the second oyster is just gonna be wasted on only 1 liter of water.

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            You will have room for future expansion. The oysters filter water every day.

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      Get 1 1/227 oysters.

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        Holy shit you’re a genious!!1

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