• Steve Jobs faked full signal strength and swapped devices during the first iPhone demo due to fragile prototypes and bug-riddled software.
• Engineers got drunk during the presentation to calm their nerves.
• Despite the challenges, Jobs successfully completed the 90-minute demonstration without any noticeable issues.
“You’ll cum within 40 seconds by using this iPhone.”
Is… Is that something people want?
I would switch to apple if that was a feature 🤷♂️ just saying
You don’t want to cum within 40 seconds every time you use your phone?
Are you some kind of prude?