I mean why would you wanna do that? just wwhy?

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    Step 1: Fire 80% of your programmers

    Step 2: Promise new features including getting into banking and ecommerce and literally doing “everything”

    Step 3: ???

    Step 4: Profit(?)

    Seems like step 3 might involve stopping doing even the basics of keeping your existing client base happy.

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      In step 3 is “lose 50% of your advertisers” and “completely destroy a well known brand that’s made its way into common nomenclature” among others

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      Elon has clearly shown that I can trust him with my finances. I am excited to turn all my personal data and money over to his excellently designed software and highly ethical company. What could go wrong?

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      I can’t imagine wanting to use Twitter for anything critical after Elon axed the security and compliance teams. Like finance. You’re basically asking for your identity to be stolen.