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  • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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    1 年前

    Nah, I’ll have to deal with low prices and undercutting competition, not to mention the huge volumes of space needed. No, my friend, full monopoly on toasters is where it’s at!

    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
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      1 年前

      I am going to use the oysters to predict the stock market. They probably know when peoples coke wore off and when they last took their prozac.