No one is saying he isn’t a garbage human, they’re saying the headline for the article is rage-bait.

You want to wake up and fend off the serial killers without pants? Pshh, good luck.

You’re a rockstar!

This one doesn’t even have a picture of her crudely pasted in the corner. We can go lower.

Virtually every main cause of death on this list is falling or getting struck by a vehicle.

Yeah kids hate chicken nuggets

Never heard of Steubenville, but I’m going to blame this war crime on the people of Pittsburgh nearby. That sounds like some Pittsburgh bullshit.

The first movie was James Cameron’s anti-capitalist masterpiece! They have the technology and medicine to heal the parapalegic protagonist but don’t want to spend the money on him. They can sucker him into military service for their interests however.

Is one more unrealistic for you?

The United States was still using hanging as capital punishment until the early seventies.

“Treat.”

“Another treat.”

People are using his likeness to gain attention and probably money. They could go and record those jokes and rants themselves but nobody would be interested in listening.

You enter the hallway. There is a door in the north wall with a red handle that says “Do not open.” There is also an open door in the east wall with first class seats in view. What do you do?

“Air Canada confirmed to Global News that during the boarding of flight AC056, a passenger ‘who had boarded the aircraft normally,’ opened a cabin door on the opposite side of the aircraft, instead of going to their seat while the aircraft was at the gate.”

Right in, then pulls the emergency/service door and flops out the other side… 300+ others lose six hours of their life.

Not everybody knows how to do everything! Driving isn’t the only thing!

I don’t think saying “Edge” would have the same comedic effect.

I want to believe.

You might be giving them too much credit for thinking about what they’re doing.

Not south, though… Oh God, not south.

Works on my computer?