Source?

Edit - found - https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1ayuh4b/comment/krx0p8h/

I love that you took time to draw a blueprint. And of course, had to index it from 0.

Wait, what do they think happened at Tienanmen Square then? And do they paint the wiki article about it as “fake news”?

Your dog looked like it had two teeth tearing into your flesh with blood. Had to zoom in to see it was a tongue.

That’s part of the warranty. Make it a free lifetime warranty.

Need to buy that extended warranty…