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I don’t even get a full day out of my first gen pixel watch. Gotta turn the screen off to get close to it. Why am I wearing a watch that I can’t see the time on, again?

Well I’m glad someone does…

“somebody was mean to us eighty years ago, so we can do whatever we want now”

(Yes I know antisemitism predates the holocaust by millennia. Shh)

There is no jury for this one, though. Trump’s lawyers forgot to ask for one hahahhhaha

*1981?

Remember when Google owned Motorola and they released two of the best Android phones that had ever been made (Moto X)?

Man, that was great. I miss my Moto X 2014. I wish Motorola still made phones that good. I have a G30 spare phone, and it’s… well it’s a phone.

It took me far too long to realise that this was a meme and not a link to a news article…

ahhhhh Tuna in springwater, maybe. Tuna in oil, though… nice and moist!

I ask for Tuna and am disappointed when I get Tuna Salad, which is tuna, mayo (I assume) and onion. Like… did I ask for that extra shit? No!

Oh no, this is the worst thing ever!

…I’m almost out of popcorn!

Seasons 6 and 7 were split into two halves for airing. This led to some sources claiming that each half was a separate series.

The same problem happened with the first four seasons (the OG ones). They were split up and episodes were aired out of order, so some sources claim that there are five seasons. It’s really, really annoying if you want to watch the episodes in order and Plex has decided that “fuck you no, there are five seasons of random lengths” >_<

I doubt he’s a dumbass, but he sure has absolutely zero long-term vision. Dude is all about the quarterly increases in profits, and sadly, that’s all capitalism give a shit about :(

No idea, but open sourcing old game engines certainly hasn’t harmed iD Software’s income. It sure has gained them near-universal praise though.

I have a better idea: Crytek should open source it so people can legally do those things

how about - hear me out here - fixed terms for supreme court justices?

This is literally the only reason I would pay for Premium access.

It was how I accessed it 99.999999% of the time.

FTFY. The only time I didn’t, was when I was accessing it for work, or when somebody sent me a Reddit link after the company started infesting all mobile web users with that app-only bullshit. :(

I miss TabletUI :(

I’m just kind of sick of Android in general, tbh. Google has killed off almost everything that made it fun to play with new Android versions, and somehow made it less intuitive/easy to use for advanced/experienced users in the constant pursuit of - ironically - ease of use. For example: why is it now a swipe and three taps to disable wifi in the Quick Settings panel, when previously it was a swipe and one tap?

Also not adhesiveness, soooo no idea. Are they’re actually laws over there that enforce accessibility for websites? I’d be surprised if there was…

EDIT: American, not adhesiveness. WTF is with AI predictive text and autocorrect being so trash?