An all expenses paid trip to the Bahamas? I thought Trump was the host of The Apprentice, not The Price Is Right.

Why can’t more decision makers do the funniest thing ever? Ask yourself, what would Tim Onion do?

NGL, kind of like the look.

Gosh that gentleman has a nice smile. And he allegedly brought a smile to millions of Americans nationwide, too!

To those upset that this is headline news because he’s rich, remember that exposure breeds copycats.

I’ll have you know that’s a chastity cage and Yoko Taro put himself in that position in preparation for the next big thing!

Inappropriate anecdote for shit memes: my 2 year old says hello to the moon when I pick her up around 5pm from daycare, and she says goodbye to the moon when we enter the house and goodnight to the moon when she goes to bed if it’s visible from her window.

Moon love is real, yet somehow only Mr. Sun gets a song.

Thoughts and prayers for the rest of Canada and surrounding hemisphere, I suppose.

I simply love the amount of grave pissing I’m seeing today on Lemmy. <3

It’s ok, Christmas came early.

I really liked that one, it was soooo fucked though (no spoilers, but let’s just say it’s a bit mind blowing). It lead to similar side missions where you got to do that to others, too.

Apt.

You know, I can see the headline if a Lemmy user used a bun on a billionaire. “Fringe social media platform encourages bunnilence towards innocent billionaires”… Actually has a good ring to it, although it reminds me of how people point to 4chan for the start of Qanon. Ugh

Now that I think of it, would they require instance managers to narc over user data? Admins? If someone on a more extreme instance was to bun a billionaire, would everyone on Lemmy get put on a list or just their instance? Hmmm.

You don’t watch football while playing football? What else is the jumbotron even good for?

The Chrismas Before Christmas

Nog Wars: Revenge of the Turkey

2 Festive 2 Furious: North Pole Drift

Deadpool & Santa

Mariah Carey: Mall Cop

Yeah, the sorcerer subclass. From what I understand it’s not the cow-falling-from-the-sky good times from BG2 though. Might need mods for real craziness.

Man, I still haven’t had time to do my wild mage run. Granted a friend wanted in on that for the shenanigans.

While that take is correct in 98% of circumstances, this isn’t one of them for a couple of reasons. BG3 has enough content at release to play for several years and have different experiences each time. The fact that it’s getting free additional content is more so because of people making the game popular in it’s first year, showing that CRPGs aren’t dead, etc. The game won literally every GotY award, for crying out loud.

There’s not a ton of other games I’d say this is bad take, but you know, it’s like complaining about Terraria or Dead Cells or something. At some point you get the game and you return to it periodically.

The only two reasons to put it off? You’re too poor or you don’t have time for a 300+ hour time investment. It’s not gonna get a steep discount anytime soon, though.

15 different versions of Baby Shark that my daughter has on repeat.

I imagine the world would react negatively.

I’m diehard anti-theist but I still knew my sign. I blame Gradius 3 having that in the high score menu, but to be fair my mom also believes this shit so it’s more likely that, lol.