From Urban Dictionary:

Created by Pete Holmes, comedian. While referencing a celebrity in a conversation for their popular unique quality, but not in relation to a current or past scandal, saying “scandal noted” acknowledges the issue, and avoids a tangent in the conversation.

Oh! I know! Andrew wants Windows 95. But then he won’t be able to post questions on the Internet any more 😔 .

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This is perfect.

The use of quotation marks, also called inverted commas, is very slightly complicated by the fact that there are two types: single quotes (` ') and double quotes (" "). As a general rule, British usage has in the past usually preferred single quotes for ordinary use, but double quotes are now increasingly common; American usage has always preferred double quotes.

• University of Sussex

That’s a good one!

Do tell!

+1 insight

You loot the kobold’s body. You find a note that reads:

“Dear Krag, I miss you so much, and I pray for you to return soon. Our clutch of eggs is due to hatch, and more than anything I want the first thing they see is their devoted father…”

Minor penalties to chance to hit, movement speed.

Bonus to charisma.

“Well, at least they seem to be creating an industry that will value safety and quality workmanship above all else.”

Featuring the Ax Battler! The famous… swordsman.

“Now all you have to do is spend the rest of your life keeping it real!”

That’s the one!

I had an ASCII Grip for the original Playstation that I really loved. It was a one-handed controller that I mostly used to play RPGs, and although it took a little getting used to, I eventually got so comfortable with it I could menu faster with the Grip than with a normal pad!

There was a sequel posted to Mastodon – mouse got a bike ride after all 😄

It’s a zen parable, so… yes.

Wunderbar!

Cool, I learned a Spanish word today!

… they sometimes turn away in the middle of smiling at you because they’re so overwhelmed by joy they can’t handle all the emotion and have to regulate like Warren G and Nate Dogg.