Your own gun.

A cat puke has me out of the bed in .03 seconds. Even in REM.

Just like with bad food it’s only every worth complaining about when you can affect the general business… Not the server helping you.

a genetic experiment.

Everyone is an X until a weird little Y comes along.

Good news, frog legs are delicious. But yeh. We’re fucked. I know it. But getting super pissy about every norm and small infraction is just a way to exhaust the public.

We should not point out a single infraction until that broken law is enough to actually spark a national uproar for impeachment. Otherwise we boil the public frog.

Of fucking course it is. Greenwashing is cheaper than work

Lunar cycle

First, I’d buy multiples of everything from the LDS pantry store.

If I could do one more thing it would be to download kiwix and everything on wikipedia

Neither need to debase themselves for this nonsense.

When Windows ME is older than most posters…

Beakman’s World

Bill Nye

Reading Rainbow

Edit: Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego, Mr Wizard, or Antiques Roadshow are also possible outcomes.